Discussion: Dick Cheney Will Attend House GOP Whip Meeting

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I can only assume that he will bring along an actual whip and crack it several times during the high points of his “talk.”

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Hmmm, his Halliburton stocks must be under-performing so he’s going to insist we invade Mexico and Canada.

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Hey tpm this what the headline for discussion says “Dick Cheney Will Speak At " < span style=“line-height: 1em;”>” House GOP Whip Meeting"

Is this a subtly jab at him shooting that guy in the face?

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Lord Vader will rally his troops to destroy America once and for all.

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I think Cheney’s approval rating is about the lowest of any living American. If that’s what they have to do to keep up morale, perhaps Scalise and his crew are verging on desperation.

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Dick Cheney aka Dr. Evil has a shitty track record in giving advice. Why they invited him to speak is yet another act of desperation.

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Can’t we find a permanently ‘undisclosed location’ somewhere, like an old missile silo, to park this old warmonger. And Tom Brokaw, too, while we’re at it?

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Any chance that Liz Cheney will run for Mikulski’s Senate seat?

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I’d bet willing to bet that Cheney is there to offer “incentive” for the teabaggers who think defunding DHS is a good thing. As in financial incentive.

DHS really was his baby; he doesn’t want to see it drowned in the bathtub…

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Why? Is Cheney planning on invading Congress too?

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She wasn’t from Wyoming and she ran from there! Just as easily, Daddy can square it for her to run for U.S. Senate from Maryland.

In an astounding act of raw nepotism, she was handed by Daddy some cushy senior State Department job. He can get her misanthropic ass nominated despite lack of any qualifications, sure.

Getting anyone to vote for her will be a harder assignment.

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Will he tell the to go fuck themselves, like is did in such classy fashion on the floor of the Senate back in the day?

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The only public speaking this abominable whore should be allowed to do would be at The Hague.

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No, no: this is the GOP’s traditional post-CPAC ‘Wow We’re The Majority Party Wouldya Look Out In Wonder What We’ve Yet To Wrought Week’.

And in commemoration of the 8-fold Way of the Ws, just like in Lent they’re giving stuff, just not up. This year they’re extending the hand of hospitality to psychopathic war criminals, expressing their pure inner joy in what their commitment to the letter N (nullification, nihilism and niCLANG) and giving Obamerica the finger. Happy Happy Are The Days!