Video at 5 pm.
I will admit to being a bad person because I really wish there was another bone that she’d broken — one that would put her out of commission for, oh, say, the next two years or so.
When John Kerry broke his femur cycling in France, Trump said predictably stupid things about bicycles, and it continues to this day: http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/05/trump-taunts-john-kerry-for-getting-in-bike-accident.html. I hope Trump shares more of his fitness tips with DeVos.
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I’ve wrecked a few bicycles and motorcycles in my life. Broken more bones that I care to think about. Each accident hurt worse than the previous. Now, I don’t normally tempt Karma by wishing pain on others, but I’ll make an exception for this wretch. I do hope she suffers life-long pain and discomfort from her injuries.
Oh that’s so upsetting , I hope she’s Ok, said no one ever
“The spokeswoman did not immediately answer questions about the accident or the nature of DeVos’ injury.”
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I’m amazed we haven’t yet seen a headline stating:
“DeVos Is Recovering From Surgery After Pissed-Off Student Saddled With $300K Of College Debt Pushes Her Off Of A Fucking Cliff”
So, this is a Trump Cabinet member who “works from home”. Really? I worked in Human Resources in large companies for 35 years and senior managers with lots of direct reports were not allowed to do this. Just another swamp creature.

Blue Flu?
To paraphrase Churchill: “Nothing trivial, I trust.”
Ouch. Collar bone, likely. Anyway, good reminder that it’s pointless to hate the criminal, focus instead on the crimes.
She was aiming for a little black child and hit a lamp post.
More info needed. What kind of bike? I’ve never met a conservative on a road bike. I’d hate to think they’re polluting the sport. Anyway, she’s a horrid, greedy, ignorant wretch, but bike crashes can really, really hurt and I should, but can’t work up some sympathy. Sorry, Mom.
If she’s as religious as she claims to be, she should be anxious and happy to be called unto the succor of Abraham’s bosom.
She was finally able to get in to Melania’s plastic surgeon?
I find it odd they don’t say she broke her collarbone or ankle or whatever.
The cyclist part of me feels a twinge of sympathy for her- wonder if she’s nursing a broken collarbone? However the teacher part of me feels absolutely zero sympathy and I’m trying not to cheer for the pothole that took her down… or the the driver that ran her off the road. Or whatever it was.
I hope they took the opportunity to implant a new heart while they were at it. Clearly she needs one.