He has one of the worst swings I’ve ever seen - it’s like a walrus trying to swing a golf club. It’s hard to believe he builds golf courses.
And god he is disgusting - he’s about 5 pounds away from being Chris Christie.
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An endowment enhancer? Bigly potato? A figuratively big lie?
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My husband the golfer tells me this maneuver is not acceptable, he’s climbing out of a ditch to retrieve his tiny little ball. Incompetent clown shouldn’t have been in a ditch. He is the walrus, goo goo g’ joob
@inlabsitrust @ralph_vonholst Something he borrowed from Dirk Diggler?
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Golfing is the only time he takes that damn jacket off, and in every image of him it’s obvious he’s pushing 300 pounds.
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He destroyed the grasses that protected the coastline, ruined the homes & lives of the neighboring community, threatening and bullying all along the way building this golf course and he got help from Scotish police and authorities at the time. But attitudes have changed there since then and Scotish folks don’t like to be fucked with. Look for interesting news out of Scotland as this proceeds.
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Sometimes the balls you find in the weeds are worth more than the two you already have in the bush?
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O I bet he’s over 300. To look at him he’s at least 340 or so.
@littlegirlblue - yeah my husband plays golf too and has his whole life (he just went off to hit balls as a matter of fact, thank the sky dogs - I love retirement and I love having him here but it is 24/7 now - hahahaha) and my parents played. I have seen a lot of golfers swing a lot of clubs. Still do since Mr. Tena watches the golf channel. {{sigh}}
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Yeah, he’s always played golf, usually twice a week now. Had a subscription to Golf Digest or some such mag early on. Dragged the damn things to Sydney once for his vacation with his family. Rented them the next time. But the golf channel and golf matches in general? Better than a sleeping pill.
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Especially considering he’s 6’2". Being overweight isn’t morally wrong in itself but that puffy-faced toad-necked fatass freak should never even think another person is appearance-challenged, much less open his idiot mouth and say so. Pig.
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I think if you analyze this more closely it all boils down to what the meaning of “is” is.
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…and criticized the appearance of solar windmills that support cheap power for the locals. Aside from all this he is only generally an asshole.
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I think it would be hilarious if those chins developed sentience and started contradicting him all the time. I hope Matt and Trey read this board. hahahahaha
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The Scots no long extend love to the Unpresident PeePee, either.
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And applied to build a seawall to protect his course from rising ocean levels due to the climate change he denies (yet it was cited in his application for the permit).
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F … orce
A … ll
S … ottish
C … itzens
I … nto
S … port
T … raining
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For the benefit of Mr. T.,
There will be a deal, I see
In Aberdeen.
His older kids will root and cheer
And Mike Pence will too, I hear
What a scene.
As for promises we thought were given,
They’ll be soon forgotten or denied.
In this way Mr. T. will challenge the world.
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You mean, like Derek Smalls’ foil-wrapped cucumber?
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S … cottish
C … itizens
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