āYou know how Rudy says he canāt find the word ācollusionā in the U.S. Code?ā he added.
āWell, I have news for you. We canāt find the word ādangleā either!ā
Trumpās defense team gets stupider every day.
Of course dangling pardons is the same thing as offering money. Thats what makes it illegal.
Uh, the prosecutors arenāt obstructing justice when they do that, perfesser. You goddamn fake lying POS.
Mr. Derpowitz:
Youāll be working night traffic court when all this is over.
You can be an esteemed Harvard Law Professor and still not understand the law.
Dershowitz is sweating bullets, now that the criminal case against his rapey pal Jeremy Epstein is back in the public eye again. If Dersh has Trumpās back, Donnie will make sure the Palm Beach underage sex scandal stays buried.
So the law professor thinks itās really bad for laws to be enforced. Iām not interested in hearing his reasoning in that regard, but if my kid had been in one of his classes Iād ask for my money back.
Shouldnāt Dershowitz get out and have some fun ? Iām sure heās invited to a lot of partiesā¦
If Dershoshits canāt tell the difference Harvard needs to permanently retire this fool.
Everyone Trump associates with has to play dumb.
Dershowitz is 80. Perhaps his flimsy defenses of Trump reflect some degree of cognitive decline?
So this is what Dershowitz does when heās not defending or partying with child rapists.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article219494920.html
Usually such an abject abandonment of dignity precedes a colonoscopy.
Prosecutors: āIf you cooperate and tell us about the crimes you and others have committed, we will take that into consideration when it comes time to sentence youā.
Trump: āIf you keep quiet about all the crimes weāve committed together, Iāll pardon you.ā
Yep, exactly the same thing.
Child molester (alleged) Dershowitzās idiotic attempt at equivalency is dumber than ā¦ I really have no comparison.
I donāt remember prosecutors offering criminals āpardonsā to cover up for the prosecutorsā crimes. I suspect thatās mostly because prosecutors arenāt the ones who committed a crime.
How I hope heās finally taken down in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.
āThink of what the government does every day, what prosecutors do every day. They literally bribe witnesses by their freedom, sometimes their life and their money.ā
Forget it, Dersh; come January 3, the Epstein jig is up.
(Oh, and Pro-Tip: Ixnay on the angleday talk. Just sayinā.)
Its the exact same thing except one is used to force criminals to testify about their crimes and tell the truth in court against their co-conspirators and the other tries to cover up crimes by helping people who commit them
plead the 5th and get away with it by committing a crime known as obstruction of justice.
āItās so ironic. People complain all the time that President Trump may have dangled pardons in front of people and that constitutes tampering with witnesses and bribery,ā he said. āThink of what the government does every day, what prosecutors do every day. They literally bribe witnesses by their freedom, sometimes their life and their money.ā
I think Dershowitz just confirmed what āwitness tamperingā really is.
a prosecutor inducing a witness to tell the truth and cooperate with an inquiry by offering a witness a more lenient sentence
vs.
the subject of that inquiry inducing that same witness to not cooperate and not tell the truth by offering a pardon.
could not be more clear