I do not watch FOX. I do not care what anyone on FOX has to say. I do not like FOX!
Thatâs a lot of chain to push uphill when youâre trying to provoke shame in Tucker Carlson.
Two gasbags farting out the standard talking points from 19th Century Fox.
"⌠you are one of the only liberals had who will come on this show.â
Thereâs your logical fallacy right there, bowtie boy. Liberals wonât touch your cesspool with a 10 foot pole. Dersh just puts on his swim trunks and dives right in.
I do not like Fox in a box.
I do not like Fox under rocks.
I do not like Fox in my sox.
I do not like Fox on the docks.
I do not like a gun that smocks;
Fox makes me feel I need detox.
See thereâs the difference Alan, most of us donât wish Tucker hadnât said it because his saying it shows the country what he is, allowing companies to realize they donât want to associate their names with that kind of racism and bigotry, yes partly because thatâs bad for business, but then it should be bad for business. If he kept it hidden or less explicit, they might have been fooled.
As a side note, news flash: Renowned Harvard Professor doesnât understand what protection against âcensor(ing) free speechâ means.
I do not like Fox on the box.
I wish they would contract a pox.
I do not like them. Not at all.
All of their brains are very small.
Dershowitz and Tucker, too.
All that they spew is merely poo.
I do not like Fox on the box.
I like them less than smelly sox.
But I am giddy, overall,
for they will never get their wall.
So much for my original thought of the day.
So we have the liberal-only-on-Fox with the city skyline behind him and Carlson with the huge American flag as his backdrop. The viewer can figure out which team the talking head is on even with the sound turned off.
âI hate boycotts and attempts to censor free speechâ⌠âFREE SPEECH!â. Donât yaâll know âfree Speechâ means when people say shitty things you must continue to buy things from their advertisers or the constitution jesus will cry.
At this point most conservative âlegal expertsâ are just washed up old folks playing a role on TV.
Oh ok, so itâs about bigotry. I thought Tucker had used âpedophileâ in a sentence for a second.
Pleasant disagreement wouldnât be Dershowitzâs reaction had such language been used about Jewish folks. Dershowitz is devoid of credibility.
Shorter Dersh: Hey, dude, calm down, youâre cutting in to my already dwindling cocktail party invites
Expect to hear from Dr. Seussâs lawyers soon for sullying his work. 
ââI hate boycotts and attempts to censor free speech.â Dershowitz
Huh, boycotts are a form of speech which are protected under the First Amendment. And no one is censoring that entitled little fuck, Alan.
And you call yourself a lawyer? More like a farting head.
Schwitz can still swing by Jeffrey Epsteinâs pad for cocktails, coke and teenage girls anytime he wants.
I would never describe people as inherently dirty. I donât think that they are. Iâm pro people. Thatâs one of the reasons Iâm against abortion. Strongly!
When you have to play your abortion card.
âI respect you.â
âI respect you more.â
âNo. no,. I respect you more than you respect me.â
âWell, I guess weâll just have to agree to disagree.â
Beat me to it. Kudos.
