Discussion: Dennis Rodman May Or May Not Be In Singapore For 'Historical' Summit

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“In a Fox News interview Thursday, White House Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley said that Rodman is “great on the court but negotiations should best be left to those who are good at it. President Donald Trump is the best. So we expect he and Kim Jong Un to have an amazing conversation without Dennis Rodman in tow,” Gidley said.”

Thanks for the laugh, Mr. Gidley.

“Asked again on Friday whether Rodman would possibly be attending the summit, Trump said: ‘Dennis was a great rebounder and he wasn’t relatively speaking that tall.’”

Hey, dumbass, the question wasn’t about height or rebounding.

Trump isn’t, relatively speaking, that smart.

ETA: Pop Quiz - Rodman or Trump?

  1. Who is smarter?
  2. Who is saner?
  3. Who is least likely to make a terrible deal with North Korea?
  4. Who is least likely to embarrass the U.S. on the world stage?

If you have difficulty or hesitate in answering any of the questions, or if you answered Rodman to any of the questions … well, that’s an indication of much of our problems, isn’t it?

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Like it matters we won’t have two useless ostentatious people at the same meeting…Jesus H Christ people!

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When it comes to negotiating with the DPRK the major difference between Mighty Mouths Marshall Tweeto and Dennis Rodman is that one of them knows all the words to “Happy Birthday.”

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OT? It’s a good thing stable genius Comrade Cockholster is taking his unsecured cellphone to Singapore.

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“President Donald Trump is the best. So we expect he and Kim Jong Un to
have an amazing conversation without Dennis Rodman in tow,” Gidley said.

More blatant lies from the White House press office…

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Please, please, oh, please mighty random universe, please let Rodman be there in a three-way with Trump and Kim. In the bridal getup if it’s not too much trouble.

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Dennis Rodman May Or May Not Be In Singapore For ‘Historical’ Summit

Well, that headline covers all the possibilities.

I also may or may not be in Singapore for the historical summit.

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Remember that time Trump schooled Rodman in a pickup game with a reverse dunk, then sprinted down the court to reject Shaq? Mooch saw the whole thing.

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"In a Fox News interview Thursday, White House Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley said that Rodman is “great on the court but negotiations should best be left to those who are good at it.”’

Why the hell is Trump involved then?

'“President Donald Trump is the best. So we expect he and Kim Jong Un to have an amazing conversation without Dennis Rodman in tow,” Gidley said."

The best at lying? Maybe. Only the bestest bigliest lies. Believe me.

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“Historical’? More like 'hysterical…”

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What, no Russian hookers?

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