This guy is right out of GOP central casting. Perfect for the job. Schumer and Schatz are wasting their time
Are we going to protect people who have fetishes?
Go onā¦
I ever tell you Donald has red wine decanted through Melaniaās used pantihoes [sic]? ā¦ to catch the silt. That goes no further than us!
Is that USDA approved?
but, but, e-mails
Clovis is a moron. Trump sees this as the perfect qualification for the job.
FDA? Dude looks more than qualified as far as the āFoodā part goesā¦
Edit: Oh waitā¦USDAā¦oopsā¦
Looks to me like Clovis has a fetish for some of the food products the USDA oversees (or is supposed to oversee). Pass the bacon!
āAre we going to protect people who have fetishes?ā
Asks the guy who knows when heās being āboofed.ā
Boof:
To abuse any licit or illicit substance via insertion into oneās rectum.
-Urban Dictionary
Plus, he was national co-chair of the Trump-Pence campaign in the 2016 presidential election.
Trump also prizes omertĆ above all else. Perhaps Donnie thinks he is putting him where Mueller canāt get hold of him.
Moron this after the break.
According to his doctor, Sam Clovis would be the healthiest cabinet member ever.
āTrump also prizes omertĆ above all else. Perhaps Donnie thinks he is putting him where Mueller canāt get hold of him.ā
If Trump thinks that (very likely) he is wrong. Sucks to be him (and Clovis).
Call For Trump To Dump Sam Clovis
Find a dump truck and fill it.
Iād go for one of those giant mining excavators and ore trucks - just to be sure.
Boofed? WTF is boofed? Some secret KKK term?
I knew Iād seen that face before.
ICYMBI
The cucumber is a fruit classified as a āpepo.ā
Guy is so fat Iād be surprised heād even know if he was being boofed.
Setting the bar! Another of Trumpās ābest peopleā picks.
Notice Trump only hires people dumber than he is, and admires people meaner than he is.
Trump dumping Clovis?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sam Clovis is the Hustler Magazine centerfold of the Republican Party. They drool over this racist, homophobic motherfucker.
And youāll notice I didnāt even make fun of the fat fuckās weight! Winning!