Discussion: DC Police Destroy Pressure Cooker In 'Suspicious' Vehicle Near US Capitol

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Well, I suppose that really screwed up a perfectly good pot of vegan chili.

In other news, in the city’s ongoing war against dangerous and illicit kitchen utensils, police in Phoenix safely exploded a large, stainless steel, pantry storage jar containing an unknown but suspicious substance. After the detonation, the surrounding area was redolent of oregano and passers by began excessively salivating.

Good god we have become morons, lighting our hair on fire for the slightest of reasons.

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