“Hey, where is the story of the politician who crapped in a diaper and hired hookers located? Is that in the Old or New Testament? I forget.”
It was there. The page had to be ripped out to wipe an ass.
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See, this is why these fuckers claim to be Christians, because Jesus always gives them a do-over.
Fuck up? God forgives you, yada yada yada.
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Even if the story of the Bible is redemption, how does it even apply in this case? Maybe his wife and family forgave him, but from a societal standpoint, he’s suffered no consequences. He wasn’t tried in a court of law nor did he resign his esteemed position as a US senator. Not just that, he had the unmitigated gall to run again as if nothing had ever happened…and now he fully expects to be elected Governor. No sir. To me, if he wants redemption, then show me some sacrifice he has made, some penitence, anything. But he hasn’t, which is why I truly despise this vile person.
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Let me guess I don’t think Duck Dynasty Star Willie Robertson would be saying if the Democrat was the one who had Prostitutes, I know he’s made some mistakes, but who hasn’t.
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It figures this repugnant piece of shit would get another repugnant piece of shit to endorse him.
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Willie, you should be concerned about your state. It seems that in your state any dumbass dipshit can get himself elected marshal and can then issue badges and guns to any other dumbass dipshits he chooses, with the result that criminals kill children under color of law. You really, really should work on getting that situation fixed, Willie. As for Vitter, only an idiot thinks someone who has repeatedly demonstrated a complete lack of honor ought to be trusted with the governor’s office. Are you an idiot, Willie? If Jesus has forgiven Vitter, great, I’m happy for him, but I would never trust him with a nickel.
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Repubs don’t want to be taxed and will say or do anything to help empower those who will prevent that from happening.
ALWAYS follow the money.
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does it count as a mistake for making a campaign commercial with a known dimwit?
It’s absolutely hilarious that Vitter and other Republicans are freely admitting the state has gone to shit, particularly over the last several years, but they act as though the problem is not enough conservatism. I guess that’s always the problem. It’s never, ever that they’ve been too conservative, it’s always that they just haven’t been conservative enough.
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Dear bearded wonder, redemption is a slow process where the person EARNS it…earning it in time to fulfill political ambition…not sure JC is down with that.
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Vitter’s kind of late to the game of this Duck Dynasty thing isn’t he? Are they still on TV? If so, they’ve got to be reaching the end of their stint or 15 minutes, don’t ya think? I guess I never understood the allure of those fake country club makeover posers from the start.
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If the mistake is being an incredible hypocrite and making a national laughingstock out of yourself over a disgusting fetish, well, I guess I’d like to be shown the Bible verses that address that. Also if I want advice on how to make and sell devices that make duck noises I know where to go but that’s not really what we’re talking about, is it?
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Are you taking about Robertson or Vitter?
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Nope, that’t the beauty of it. There’s no limit, just keep tossing your coin in the collection plate and you’re good as gold.
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The whole story of the Bible is about redemption
I’ll take that with a grain of salt.
23 The sun had risen upon the earth when Lot entered Zoar. 24 Then the Lord rained brimstone and fire on Sodom and Gomorrah, from the Lord out of the heavens. 25 So He overthrew those cities, all the plain, all the inhabitants of the cities, and what grew on the ground.
26 But his wife looked back behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.
Plants? He killed all the plants? WTF did they do?
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And this works for them because the majority of Xians believe it also. I remember when Jimmy Swaggart got caught sharing his naughty bits with a prostitute and he sobbed on his tv show, crying “I have sinned!” and asked God to forgive him. The news people asked a couple of older ladies after his act was over if they forgave him, and they said “yes, if God forgives him then we must forgive him too.”
Un Fucking Believable.
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yes 
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They needed more electrolytes that’s what plants crave.
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Wonder what $ister$arah will have her LapDaughter say about DiaperDave?
…after she recovers from her StarBucks cup angst…of course.
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What about a large roving flightless birds?