In his best mobster mouthpiece voice, Cohen said, Sorry doll, but I didnât pack my checkbook.
We now live in an age where porn stars act more Christian than Christians. Good move Stormy.
Earth shattering news for sure.
Based on my experience with self-described âChristians,â I would guess that it has always been thus. The so-called Christians that I know are a bunch of self-righteous, judgmental assholes. They seem to have ignored that part of the Bible where it says âjudge not, lest ye be judged.â I donât happen to know any porn stars, but I would imagine that they are pretty chill bunch of folks.
looked âhappy and healthyâ like âhe had a weight off his shoulders.â
Yeah, about 238 pounds worth.
thatâs only half of it.
Cohen waved goodbye, then returned to gathering scraps of string, aluminum foil, loose hair and paperclips for his burrow.