Actual Trump complaint:
They say what they want without any knowledge.
Believe me.
Trump’s tweets bear an uncanny similarity to the Ghost of Eustace Tilley’s posts on TPM.
I can’t wait for the first debate where Donald tweets all his responses from Mar A Largo in Palm Beach.
WHY does he speak the way he does? Not the offensive, bombastic BS but the patterns? The dropping of adverbs/adjectives and making nouns verbs?
“(Camp dysfunction) will defeat us”
The dysfunction is just a symptom of the lunatic candidate who hires advisers and consultants to advise him, even though he thinks he knows best anyway.
Trump: I am going to fire all my staff. All I need is twitter and a phone. I am always on TV anyway. It’s all free for me.
Let me see … Hmmmm
My first guess
He’s stupid and he likes to talk like his supporters.
GoET for VP !
Palin-speak: every 8 year GOP cycle… like Cicadas, just more often.
and number one.
Has he been talking to @theghostofeustacetilley?
Penny wise and pound foolish? Can Trump make himself so huuuugely toxic that Cleveland becomes interesting after all?
I believe the kids say, “Bye, Felicia!” now.
But small is good, flexible, save money and number one!
Bad Yoda-speak this is?
zero access
What does the word “access” even mean with a nearly trademarked cartoon character like Trump? Incorporating Trump’s pioneering work in nonfactual information with his ubiquitous exposure and I really don’t see why upfront fantasy reporting should be discounted much less reporting that intends a factual basis…
Poe’s Law strikes like lightning.
BREAKING: Trump campaign, seemingly taking the criticism of an understaffed communications team to heart, just announced that it has hired veteran public relations executive John Barron to shore up the operation.
Eustance has been thoroughly vetted here. He has graduated from TPM University SuMMa CwM LauDE111!!!one!!!
Has anyone ever seen both of them in the same room at the same time? It also is obvious that even 140 characters is too much of a challenge to his brain.