Discussion for article #242735
Another safe, bland Daily Show bit…(sigh!)
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Jeb’s Electile Dysfunction is just getting worse and worse:
Economist/YouGov poll shows Jeb! at 3% - in 8th place behind John Kasich.
Prospects for a post-debate bump seem as dim as lil’ Jeb himself.
Don’t forget that Jeb lost a debate with a brain dead woman …who wasn’t Carly Fiorina.
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Jeb! still thinks he is inevitable. ROFLMAO
I’m waiting for the Jeb! campaign to reach its Scheivo stage.
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It’s soooooooo’ close! 
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I’m now convinced that if Jeb Bush were on fire, he still couldn’t get Moses to listen to or even pee on him.
(Burning Bush…get it? Doh!!! ~rimshot!~)
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Where’s Henny Youngman when you need him?
Bush’s campaign is on life-support, and we all know how well that
works out when he’s involved. Even Bob Dole’s ED medicine can’t get
Jeb’s exclamation point back up so now it limps like a backwards
question mark. Ę•
He’ll flog this dead horse for $$$ until the rubes and the billionaires are less responsive than Terri Schiavo!!
these rich guys that never did a goddamn thing to earn their big bucks really need to stay out of politics because they tend to fuck everything up.
I sincerely believe that at no moment in his life did Jeb! ever think that his Noble Lineage would not propel him to his Eventual Reign.
This is no exception.
I am not saying that his perception is reality. But I do think that this perception will guide him in the foreseeable future. In addition, I am also of the opinion that Jeb! is already framing a narrative featuring an eventual rise using this dearth of support as an “inspiration”.
He’s suffered enough just being a Bush.
What’s even funnier, is that jebbers got the highly coveted 100 year old, has been, loser presidential candidate, Bob Dole endorsement…HA!
Like that’s going to save the day.
If I remember correctly, his endorsement couldn’t even get his wife elected senator from red-neck-ville.
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Too long, too obvious.
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I never thought he was that anxious to run, but the party elite drafted him. They unfortunately for Bush…were clueless
This shrubbery just isn’t good enough for the Knights Who Say NI!:
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Bravo!