Hopefully Dick Cheney will win because that evil bastard proved you don’t have to be a porn star to get shot in the face by a huge Dick:
Hunting with Elmer Dud’! Whatta’ prize!
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Isn’t Cruz a lawyer? Is there a lawyer in the house? Isn’t the phrase “at its sole discretion,” not “in its sole discretion”?
Also, I like how it’s AOK for us peons to be at risk of death from the crazies but someone as important as Cruz demands a background check.
Every time I see him in the orange hat with gun…my mind screams Elmer. How can it not?
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Why a background check?
Because when killing small defenseless animals with large guns, you want to make sure the other guys dick is as small as your own.
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I just hope that Bugs doesn’t take another wrong turn at Albuquerque on the way to the hunt
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It’s also okay with them that one cannot bring a firearm into NRA headquarters and events - or into their place of employment (i.e. congress). But for the rest of us, guns everywhere!
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Second prize is TWO excursions with Cruz!
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“The language in the contest rules is written to be in compliance of various state laws, because some states would require background checks on a contest like this,” Tyler said.
However, he added, he could not specify which laws, as they were not in front of him.
Hahaha!
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Who is Ted Cruz really? What’s he like on the inside? I get the feeling it’s like “The Picture of Dorian Gray” where all the evil is transferred to the painting and the protagonist stays young and good looking.
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Nope. Martyrdom for Ted Cruz is not something I want to see.
He’s got to have someone ’ clean ’ for his photo-shoot .
Actually he is worried that the other guy might be the “good guy with a gun”.
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You’re goddamned right. Several of the states that have passed open-carry and other laws greatly loosening gun regulations still have laws specifically prohibiting the carrying of weapons into the legislators’ own workplace—their state capitol buildings.
In other words, security for me but not for thee. Fuck all these bastards, including Cruz.
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Only an idiot would call anytime with this fool lucky… he is as bad as cheney!
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That shotgun looks like it belongs in a glass display case to keep the dust off it. Also, the only way to safely shoot a “game bird” with all those damned cameramen around, is from a designated shooting area into a kill zone purposefully stocked with farm-fattened, living targets. The only “hunting tool” in that photo is the Senator.
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I’d rather go on a Carnival Cruz, thanks.
“Uhhhh, wut part of ‘shall not be infringed’ don’t you understand, man?” said every gun nut, ever. I’m sure he’ll have some passive-agressive rhetorical device available for avoiding direct responsibility, just like he did with flood assistance to Texas (but not, of course, New Jersey).
Well, in fairness, his spokesman was right. This is completely consistent for him: being an asshole. Oh, and the thing at the end, where it states the “winner” has to pay for everything? Also consistent, otherwise he would be a moochers, right?
What a selfish, prick. He can’t even let a “lucky” winner win.
Wouldn’t bother me a bit. All these who would consider him one are lost anyway. Besides, it might make them realize that guns actually DO kill people.