Discussion for article #246397
Ted, if you and your twin brother, Marco, were to merge back into one Senator, you would still lose to Mr. Trump.
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I’m gonna watch his concession speech in slo-mo, just to savor it.
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This is The Year of the Red Fire Monkey and by the looks of it he is a wild one.
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And Hillary too, most likely…
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which is why you are third in Nevada
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Wow, how low can they go?
TPM:
Republican presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) congratulated GOP rival Donald Trump on his win in the Nevada caucuses, but said that his was the only campaign that could bring down the real estate mogul.
Yeah, we can tell from all those losses to Trump that you’re racking up there, Rafael Jr.
What’s that you say? You won Iowa?
Guess what - so did Rick Santorum.
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What’s that thing stomping towards … No … No … OhMyGodNooo!
It’s the CRUBOT!
AIEEE! Run for your lives!
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Nah, The Donald doesn’t lose to Canadians.
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Cruz needs to pull out all the stops. Robocalls, misleading mailers, photoshopped ads and character assassination is simply not going to cut it. He needs to turn up
the heat and get with the program. Maybe smashing kneecaps or a horse head in trumpy’s bed would be a good start.
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Facts…45,000 Nevada Hispanics voted for Romney in 2012…despite what the Donald says…
2800 Hispanics voted for him in the Nevada Caucus
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“And there are only two people who have won one of the first three primaries. Donald Trump and us,” Cruz said.
Meanwhile, Ted, there is only one person who has won all the rest of the primaries - the guy you say you can beat. Also, show us the state where you have more of an advantage than Iowa or SC.
Squinting to see … squinting, squinting … what’s that orange stuff? There seems to be an orange man with funny hair and some other guy jumping around in front of “the face of God.”
Not to worry. It’s low energy and usually turns in early. These things happen after you hit 40.
I bet Cruz is already attempting a Reagan 1976-leave as many cuts on the nominee as possible, pray he loses and then swoop in as the redemptive savior 4 years later.
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Yeah but L’il Rafael uses such a dull knife…
Just wait till Trump “trumps” L’il Rafael in Texas…
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So you and Rubio better cut a deal. Offer Mario the VP job, he might be dumb enough to take it. Or get your buds at Goldman to pay off Rubes debts under the table.
Sorry about that Ted. If you were simply running as a conservative that would be one thing. But you are also running as an evangelical and you are harming the evangelical cause. When are you going to quit and go back to the Senate where are you the least liked Senator of them all?
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