Discussion: Cruz Vows To Do 'Everything Humanly Possible' To Sink Iran Nuclear Deal

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“Will the subsequent maps of the world show a nation of Israel?” Cruz asked the crowd during his speech.

Yes, but some parts on the Mediterranean coast may be missing; just not in the way you imagine. Also southern Florida.

Two of Ted’s bigger personal challenges are what appears to be two dimensional thinking coupled with a lack of imagination.

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The return of Jews to their historic homeland is truly one of the inspiring stories in the history of mankind. It provides me hope and inspiration as I look forward to hearing Ted Cruz commit to returning Kansas to Native Americans.

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He said the same thing about Obamacare and raising the debt ceiling.

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Next he will read “Green eggs and ham”

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Poor CRUZER, he seems quite desperate and so early in the game. I’m TRULY CONCERNED (tsk-tsk) he must sense his own ‘political demise’. Hope his handlers are close by, we wouldn’t want him to hurt himself, while he is possessed with the spirit and throwing one of his preaching-tizzy-tits.

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I have it on very good authority that the Iranian regime has decided that the only way for them to agree to everything the west wants is to have Ted Cruz slither back under his rock and never be heard from again.

Somehow, I think that the silliness of that obviously fake scenario would present a case where Cruz might not do what he says he would do. He loves the spotlight (and the $$$$) far too much.

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And the Lynch nomination. Depend on Canadian Crock Carnival Cruz to stand athwart every fund-raising opportunity that exists until someone tells him the Senate just sent a tweet:

No need to come in, the committee you chair already voted in your absence, and the full Senate passed the bill in your absence, with a rider moving your office to Iowa to accommodate your travel plans and your seat to the Caymans to convenience your contributors. Attached is a link to the agenda of committee business and plenary sessions you’ll be missing over the next quarter.

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Cruz Campaign Walk-Up To the Mic Music

I can go for talking twice as tough
I’m content to repeat
The same old stuff
Used the prompter
Now you want my vote
Just forget about it
I say, No go

I - I me I -
I’ll speak on anything
That they want me to-oo-oo
Yeah, I - I me I -
Raise funds on everything
On which I have no clue-oo-oo
But
I won’t vote on this. No way
[No]
No can do
I won’t vote on that. No chance
[No]
No can do
I don’t vote on squat. No-oh
[No]
No can do
Won’t vote on this.
Won’t vote for that
Don’t vote on squat
May never vote agay yay yay yen