The transcript is remarkable - they’re not even having the same conversation. Cruz provides answers to entirely different questions.
Ted, if you think this has a happy ending for Mr. Trump and anyone who carries his water, I don’t think you’ve been paying attention.
STFU, Ted.
It’s great that TPM is running Borowitz pieces now.
STFU, Ted.
Among other things things, you did not hold “town halls all over Texas.” You, Cornyn, Ted Poe, and othe Rs are too scared to hold town halls and hear what your constituents really think.
“The policies of the Obama administration were constant weakness and appeasement.”
Yeah, I remember how the Obama administration weakly appeased bin Laden by putting a bullet in his brain.
The reason that no one asked you about Russia on your recent trip to Texas, Ted, is that they were beating the hell out of you over health care. You left all three townhalls after 30 minutes, before anyone could ask about Russia.
OH PLEASE OH PLEASE let there be a way that Cruz gets implicated in some toxic aspect of all of this!
If it’s what you say I love it!
(yep, I steal it from Uday, lol).
He had 3 appearances. One parade and 2 30 minute townhalls" in McKinney and Austin. Got pummeled at all three over health care.
Cruz opponent
Cruz makes such stupid, sophistic arguments, it would embarrass a ten year old.
He can only win in a place like Texas where the “R” next to your name practically guarantees victory in a general election.
Weakness? You mean like wanting to change our policy on Ukraine? What about pushing at all levels of government to remove Russia sanctions? OK what about not doing one thing to punish Russia or make our next election more safe?
The nothingburger is real. It is the GOP.
When Trump is gone, and he will be, Cruz will retain his rightful title as the most unserious person ever to walk the streets of Washington.
Ted Cruz needs to go back where he belongs. No not to Texas. To Madame Tussaud’s - I think they have a wax figure missing.
Borowitz’s whole problem is that his slightly-funny headlines are basically just from the day’s news, and he’s unable to write anything funny to back them up.
This man should just go away. He’s an anus.
This piece of shit still wants to be President. He’ll be in the hunt for the 2020 nomination. He is as slimy as they come.
@treeofliberalty
Or how about Agent Orange Treasonweasel handing over classified info to Russians IN THE OVAL OFFICE?
That and let’s be honest here - the Trump supporters number a majority of his state I’m sure. Those cretins are immune to the truth on all levels.