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Chicken Little says the sky is falling, who cares.
He’s right. Death is an absolute certainty. This man is brilliant!
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Blah, blah, blah. I’m too lazy to look up all the other things Cruz has been wrong about, including the ACA.
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He’s just mad since he didn’t get time with Kimmy on stage yesterday. Point being that you can’t out-huckster Huckabee in his own back yard.
Also to note: Cruz said that if the deal passed, Iran would get a nuclear weapon, put it on a ship, air-burst it off the US Eastern Seaboard, spike an electromagnetic pulse, and TENs of MILLIONS of AMERICANS WILL DIE. All from an EMP. This dude is seriously bent. And he will never be president.
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Because people die; no one is immortal. That’s how “it’s an absolute certainty people will die.” Ted Cruz just gets crazier and crazier, and is never held to account for the depraved, baseless things he says.
We’re more likely to be subjected to an EMP pulse attack from Mothra. And no, Cruz will never be president.
And he went on to say. “And we’ll all be raptured into immortality if the deal falls through! If it doesn’t happen, blame the Antichrist Obama for killing Gods children! That’s it! Obama’s a child killer!”
(Later on Fox)
“Some people are saying Obama is a child killer.”
(A little later on Fox - Billo The Clown) “Obama a CHILD KILLER? I think we can now answer yes to that question.”
So, the path to immortality for everyone in the world is to reject the Iran deal? Sounds good to me, except that I don’t want to live forever.
Maybe what Teddy meant is that people all over the world die every day, and the Iran deal will not stop that?
Not if we can block the deal! I’m looking forward to watching the sun turn into a red giant.
Since over 40,000 people die every day, yes “Dip-Shit” is correct. People will Die.
What an ignorant, pandering, (and now DESPERATE) asshole Ted Cruz is.
Of course people will die, just not americans and israelis.
From what I read a lot of people from AIPAC will stroke out if it passes. That’s a feature, not a bug, right?
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Whereas if the deal is defeated, no one will ever die again.
“For whosoever believeth in me shall have eternal life.”
–Ted Cruz.
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Well if we’re going to go Cruz will be going too…one bright spot.
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Except this is more like Chicken Little getting wise and predicting the sun will come up so he can say he was right. It’s gonna happen regardless. It’s just a matter of which event the GOP/Teatrolls decide they can float a narrative that makes a tinfoil hatted causal connection between the deal and the event.
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Not good enough. He’s got to get his handles and writers in better shape. That kind of crap isn’t going to move him up in the polls…and that is all this is about.
Would seem Ted Cruz has “snapped a twig”…again.
He should have brought Kim Davis to Washington and announced she was refusing to sign the agreement.
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Well, let me put it this way, Ted: If I wipe my butt today, it is a certainty that people–all over the world–will die starting the next minute and continuing on from there. So, what the frick is your point? – That President Obama is a black man and that he is a Democrat? Well, numb-nuts, we already got that memo – so, as usual, you’re a dollar short and a day late.
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