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Ted’s doing his best to convince voters that he’s a respectable piece of human filth.
But filth all the same.
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Ted doesn’t care because he knows he is the biggest prick around.
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TPM:
“I’m not going to engage in the insults. I’m not going to throw the mud,” Cruz said on CBS’ “Face the Nation.” “I don’t really have any views on the size of any parts of Donald Trump’s anatomy. And I’m not interested in talking about that.”
Christ almighty, the Trump shitshow has gotten so crazy that, for an occasional few minutes at a time, even Ted Fucking Cruz gets to sound reasonable in comparison.
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“I don’t really have any views on the size of any parts of Donald Trump’s anatomy. And I won’t, of course, until I’m offered the Veep position. Then it will be up close and personal.”
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If Ted took Viagra, he’d get taller.
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"I'm not going to engage in the insults. I'm not going to throw the mud," Cruz said on CBS' "Face the Nation." "I don't really have any views on the size of any parts of Donald Trump's anatomy. And I'm not interested in talking about that."
Shorter Cruz: “I won’t talk about his dick because I am a dick.”
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“If it were Christie, on the other hand, my view would be like staring at the side of the Graf Zepplin from 1 foot away.”
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What was the question that was asked of him? From his answer, I would assume it was appalling.
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I want to see Trump go one-on-one with Anthony Weiner in a sexting contest on Twitter. Winner gets the Republican nomination.
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Trump assured debate watchers last week that “there is no problem”
when it comes to the size of hismanhoodego.
Small minds think alike!
jw1
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Cruz won the CPAC poll. If I remember correctly that means, historically, he won’t win the presidency, correct?
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Probably the only thing he’s said in years that hasn’t been insulting.
Two things Cruz despises: Size queens and little dicks
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And this, my friends, is what passes as being the reasonable moderate in a Teapublican Party pissing match these days.
Witness, and weep.
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You know what they say about guys with big noses…
When Rafael starts sounding reasonable, be very afraid.
I remember what we said in the 80s: Never offer them a rail.
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jesus h christ… how fucking debased and insane have things become that ted cruz says something i find utterly reasonable and responsible.
meanwhile, were there any questions re rafael’s policies…
it’s not just the republicon party that is in total public view of collapse; the media is in equal partnership with this disgraceful shitshow.
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Oh, Teddy dear, bless your heart. You’re so charming and clever. Smart as a whip, and almost as witty as Greg Gutfeld. Why, you could be a writer on that hilarious FoxNews comedy show, The 1/2 Hour News Hour with that other shining light of conservative comedy, Dennis Miller.
What, they cancelled it? You mean after the 127 Emmys that it won for it’s outstanding achievement? Why, it’s a fucking liberal conspiracy, I tells ya!