Iāll put you down as āfuzzballā.
Iām sorryā¦ but that pic makes his nose look just like a mini penisā
PLEASE donāt use it anymore ā¦ (gouging out eyes)
Hillary can just run these remarks if Cruz endorsed Trump:
CRUZ: This man is a pathological liar. He doesnāt know the difference between truth and lies. He lies practically every word that comes out of his mouth. His response is to accuse everybody else of lying. The man cannot tell the truth, but he combines it with being a narcissist ā a narcissist at a level I donāt think this countryās ever seen.
CRUZ: I say pathological 'cause I actually think Donald, if you hooked him up to a lie detector test, he could say one thing in the morning, one thing at noon, and one thing in the evening ā all contradictory ā and heād pass the liar detector test each time. Whatever lie heās telling at that minute, he believes it. But the man is utterly amoral. Morality does not exist for him. One of the lies he engages inā¦ Look, Donald Trump is a serial philanderer ā and he boasts about it. This is not a secret. Heās proud of being a serial philanderer.
Fine way to treat Trump after Ben Carson promised Ted the AG job (long enough to prosecute Hillary) then a seat on the SCOTUS.
Cruz placed some of the blame for Trumpās rise on the media, lamenting the amount of āfree air timeā the real estate mogul received.
True, but hereās another reason Cruz is still smarting from his lossā¦
NO ONE LIKES TED CRUZ!
Bit of advice Cruzā¦if you keep eating those sour grapes and youāre sure to get a tummy ache. Bon Appetit.
Cruz placed some of the blame for Trumpās rise on the media, lamenting the amount of āfree air timeā the real estate mogul received.
āThereās no doubt we need to think hard about what is the role of a handful of network executives,ā Cruz said.
Ted Cruz is correct that the media helped to establish and further the candidacy of Donald Trump. The flaw in his argument, as it applies to Ted Cruz, is that the more people are exposed to the Senator, the more they revile him. So, Ted Cruz should count himself fortunate that the media gave him limited coverage.
According to his daddy, Little Lyinā Ted was anointed by G-O-D to be Preznit, but that didnāt turn out so well. So it appears even GOD is sick of Ted. But, didnāt we all know that!?
Until now, Cruz has been able to dodge the question with the answer āTrump will never be the nominee,ā implying that Cruz was going to be.
Now, he sounds a little like Mike Pence, telling people to āmake up their own minds.ā
The one difference? Letās get reporters to ask Cruz: āIf Donald Trump is the GOPās nominee in the general election, will you vote for him?ā
Pin him to the wall, and donāt let him squirm away from what should be a simple yes or no question.
In todayās episode of Cognitive Dissonance and the GOP, Ted Cruz lamented the amount of āfree air timeā presumptive GOP nominee Trump has received.
That might lead one to believe that Cruz wants the FCC to reinstate the equal time rule, which was an extension of its fairness doctrine, which was killed by the Reagan administration. But we have been assured by no less an authority than Rush Limbaugh that Cruz āis the closest in our lifetimes we have ever been to Ronald Reagan.ā Oy vey iz mir.
āThis is a choice every voter is going to have to make,ā Cruz said when asked whether he will back Trump.
GOP voter: āThis ait about me Ted. This is about whether you will support President Trumpās effort to put that Hillary in that jailhouseā¦ Its really yes or nein.ā
The Texas senator noted that the Republican convention isnāt until July and that the general election is not until November.
āWeāll see what happens,ā he said. āWe need to watch and see what the candidates say and do.ā
He ait getting pushed out the window Ted. However you might still, keep talking.
Cruz placed some of the blame for Trumpās rise on the media, lamenting the amount of āfree air timeā the real estate mogul received.
āThereās no doubt we need to think hard about what is the role of a handful of network executives,ā Cruz said.
His name is Roger.
āI will whole-heartedly support him only if I get a unbreakable contract that he will appoint me to SCOTUSā, declares Ted.
The Cruzās prayed. doG answered. They donāt like it when doG does not do what they demand. doG needs to āspankā Ted.