Actually Cruz himself is a barely sentient enema.
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Poor child. I would be creeped out if Grandpa Munster tried to kiss me too.
She shoulda told him to talk to the Hand.
(get it, The Handā¦?
tap tap
Is this thing on???)
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You win. Iām hanging up my commenting gloves. 
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Maybe this time āHorton Hears a Whoā for variety.
āStill the most punchable face in Washington.ā
Lots of competition there, but yeah.
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Project much?
The Republicans have spent so long playing this blame game they donāt remember how to actually govern. Theyāre the party in power. They donāt actually need the Democrats to pass a budget. Plus using the threat of government shutdowns to coerce policy concessions is a Republican invention (specifically Newt Gingrich) and so is the debt ceiling.
isnāt this the very same shithead that rallied the right wing to shut down the govt even giving each other high fives when they did it only to see how it was being recived by the country then all of a sudden it was the democrats faultā¦go fuck a rabid badger you asshole
To think, that Trump easily out-lied and out-conād even Ted Cruz. Trump is without peer in his mastery of those anti-social skills.
President snollygoster vs. Senator slime mold.
Yep, you win it today.
Absolutely right.
A fight?..Youāre thinking about Obamaās campaign song:
Dude, President Obamaās been gone for months. You donāt have to cry about the scary black man hurting you anymore.
How wonderful.
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