Nuh Uh…You’re dead. Uh Huh…Infinity.
-Theo Cruz
Hey Ted-- Any publicity is good publicity – Thought you knew that–
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Ted’s dream of being President is as dead as Sarah Palin’s dream of being Vice President.
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Wah!
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Actually, Ted Cruz is Senator Grandpa Munster…(Paul Ryan is Eddie)
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Hey Rafael,
- Vampires and misogynists are your base.
- Just can’t pass up an opportunity to spread the “dead people vote” lie, can you?
- Sod off.
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How is this any worse that Rumsfeld and theDick Cheney starting each day with a ceremonial strangling of a puppy?
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In the time-honored tradition of Dan Quayle (rant about Murphy Brown) and more recently, John McCain (“Jon Stewart is wrong!”)…
Next up, actual censorship.
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Ted Cruz (R- Canada) is in a perpetual state of poutrage over assorted and wholly imaginary slights to his far-right radical nihilist base.
He has almost reached the stage in his re-enactment of Tail-Gunner Joe McCarthy’s liquor-sodden career when a modern Joseph Welch will call him out for the retrograde asshole he is, thus ending his career as a would-be leader and professional fabulist.
If Cruz ever told the truth he would instantly self-immolate.
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I’m pretty sure I’m not alone in calling him a bloodsucker (and some other things). How is this a surprise?
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I’m willing for him to take that chance.
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Republicans don’t understand that the purpose of fiction is to entertain. It’s fake, made up…
Hell, Paul Ryan’s entire economic philosophy and policies are based on a work of fiction. Republicans eat it up with a spoon.
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You’ll pay for defiling their good names! The Munsters that is.
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But Granpa Munster was cool. Rafael - not so much.
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Failed ex-used-car-salesman.
To be fair, he lives in a fictional universe.
Evil twin?
taken offence by a misogenistic profanity induceing cannidate
herman munster looks like he’s thinking…your compareing me too HIM?? now thats scary
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A Republican with no sense of humor. Who’d have thunk it?