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Now we know for sure that Cruz is pro-torture.
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[Ben Carson and Ted Cruz] convened for a mano-a-mano meeting in an actual closet in an attempt to smooth over Carson's allegations of "dirty tricks" on the night of the Iowa caucuses, according to a report from The Daily Beast,
Was Lindsey Graham in there?
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Rafael Cruz and Ben Carson have come out of the closet?
That’s gotta hurt them in the polls.
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Let’s face it, Cruz is dishonest.
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"Meeting in a closet?" “Dirty tricks?” Holy balls (pun intended), this is a comedy gold mine!!!
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7 minutes in heaven…
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So both of them came out of the closet.
As if we didn’t know already…
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Maybe they’ll get an invite to Marco’s next Foam Party!
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Probably just another one of Cruz’s dirty tricks. Tomorrow, in South Carolina, robocalls will start going out about Carson being in the closet.
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“Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) and Ben Carson walked into a closet in South Carolina on Thursday night.”
Not enough brain bleach on G-d’s green earth….
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Did Uncle Ben have his eyes open. If so, how could you tell? How did they find their way out?
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Cruz, Carson Reportedly Had Secret Meeting In A Closet: ‘It Didn’t Go Well’
So it isn’t just “handling” Trump where they have trouble performing?
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o man. we could have locked the door from the outside, and be rid of two ridiculous clowns all at once.
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This thread topic is too easy. We can snark with our eyes closed. How about something that requires a bit more nuanced wit? It’s Friday afternoon. Give us a challenge!
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I was all going OK until Cruz dropped a soap bar and asked Carson to pick it up.
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I have always believed that Cruz is a closeted pervert of one type or another. I would never go into a closed with him, if no other reason because I dont trust my self resisting the urge to kill him.
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The darkness, the shaking fumbling hands, the giggles and nervousness, the danger of being caught… all made it very awkward.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Don’t care where they went into —
Just if they had smiles when they came out —
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I’m no Carson fan, but I continue to think that a decently-aggressive pom-pom girl could probably kick Pasty-Face Cruz’s ass. Can’t wait to see Hills or Bernie defenestrate him.
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