Discussion: Creation Museum To Display Dino Skeleton It Says Proves Bible

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How the hell did they get an Allosaurus? Somethingā€™s fishier than Noo Joizy at low tideā€¦

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Nevermind the fact that the bible says exactly jack shit about 99.9999% of the species which have slithered, crawled or roamed upon the earth.

Jesus must loathe these people.

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These people are bat sh*t crazy, but they make a lot of money selling tickets to this crazy ā€œmuseumā€ fantasyland and selling Bible-related books and other junk, indoctrinating tens of thousands of American children every year in pseudo-science and Christian-only mythology.

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As a devoted watcher of ā€œCosmosā€, I just love it that Neil DeGrasse Tyson is yanking Ken Hammā€™s chain on a weekly basis.

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ā€œā€¦also lends evidence to the truth of a worldwide catastrophic flooding of the earth about 4,500 years ago as described in the Bibleā€
So they wonā€™t have any problems with a paleontologist actually dating the dinosaur bones (assuming they are not modern replicas which is not out of the question), right? :wink:

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Yep. All about the scratch.

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You mean using that devil worship stuff, like carbon dating? Blasphemy!

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He canā€™t. Heā€™s dead.

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OOPSā€¦

ā€œAllosaurus is a genus of large theropod dinosaur that lived 155 to 150 million years ago during the late Jurassic period. The name ā€œAllosaurusā€ means ā€œdifferent lizardā€. It is derived from the Greek į¼„Ī»Ī»ĪæĻ‚/allos and ĻƒĪ±įæ¦ĻĪæĻ‚/sauros. The first fossil remains that can definitely be ascribed to this genus were described in 1877 by paleontologist Othniel Charles Marsh, and it became known as Antrodemus. As one of the first well-known theropod dinosaurs, it has long attracted attention outside of paleontological circles. Indeed, it has been a top feature in several films and documentaries about prehistoric life.ā€

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Separated at birth? You decideā€¦

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, ā€œ[said] that the intact skeleton of this allosaur is a testimony to an extremely rapid burial, which is confirmation of the global catastrophe of a Flood a few thousand years ago,ā€ according to the museum.

OK, Iā€™m not a scientist but that just sounds like the biggest bunch of stupid.

4500 years ago? Have ANY of these mouthbreathers heard of a concept called carbon dating?? If the skeleton was from 4500 years ago, were there any traces of homosapiens living either along side it or within the proximity?

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Allosaurus must have been a frickinā€™ handful on the Ark!

Iā€™m still trying to figure out how Noah got ALL the marsupials to Australia, which was unknown at that time.

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It kinda sucks that Iā€™ll never see this nice Allosaurus skeleton, even though I live only an hours drive from it. I would never put so much as a buck into that sewage pit.

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When even televangalist Pat Fucking Robertson agrees the earth is incredibly old, youā€™re fighting a losing battle.

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Heard they plan on displaying a saddle found with it too.

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Rand the Allosaur is just a kid at a mere ā€œfew thousandā€ years-old. Adam and Steve really missed himā€¦

Clearly you have not studied the Teachings of Ken Hamm. Any good Hammian knows the key distinction between observational science (which is legitimate since it studies what is directly observable) and historical science (which is bogus, since it tries to tell us what happened in the pastā€“which is unobservable). The point is that the paleontologistā€™s ā€œdatingā€ of the dinosaur bones tells us nothing, since it relies on illegitimate science. ONLY the Bible can tell us what happened in the past.

I wish was joking, but I believe (from listening to the ā€œdebateā€ between Hamm and Nye) that this is actually the creationistā€™s position.

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The stoopid is really strong today. Idiots who know nothing about science are claiming a dinosaur fossil proves their case? it was buried - do they think the supposed flood of Noah was the ONLY flood ever to happen?
What complete fools - they have no idea of what objective evidence means.

Hey dipshits, ā€œThe Flintstonesā€ was not a documentary.

I suddenly feel a lot less optimistic about that Kentucky Senate race.

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