Discussion: CPAC Website Apparently Mixed Up Two Black Republicans

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WELL, Christ. TheY aLL loOK the SAME!1!!!one!!!

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Mixed Up Two Black Republicans

Everyone knows these two are pre-mixed and require no stirring…

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they had a 50-50 chance of getting it right and blew it like Michele Bachman on a corndog

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25 seconds of awesome.

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Glad to see Dr. Carson recovered from his bout with ā€œpoor self-esteem.ā€ Reach for the stars, Ben!.

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Poor grades, horrible temper and low self-esteem…AKA: Conservative.

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CPACā€“ā€œWhat’s the big deal? They are both Negros and they both of them belong to us. We can do with them as we please!ā€

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TPM apparently mixed up North Carolina (where they claim Scott is a senator) with South Carolina (where he actually is a senator).

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The Larry Craig Memorial stall divider in the CPAC mens room is color blind…

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Y’all know dem dahkies looks alahk, don’t y’all?

Further proof of how fucking ignorant ignorance has to be, to be ignorant enough to be a wingnut.

As the Republican ā€œoutreachā€ dirigible destructs right before our eyes by a massive fire, I cry out ā€œOh, the humanity!ā€

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Man. You can’t make this shit up.

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I just can’t say the obvious. I can’t.

But they have to stop referring to Uncle Ben as ā€˜Our Ni(CLANG!)’ if they expect to get the black vote of anyone other than this:

All those Uncle Toms are the same anyhow?

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I’m going to give the CPAC webmasters a pass on this - I suspect it happens all the time with non-minority participants as well with no one noticing (all those old white guys look the same to me - and I’m an old white guy!). But I will say that Sen. Scott’s Twitter reply was damn funny. Well played, Senator. Well played.

Wait. There are two??

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Maybe some shaking…

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Yeah, but all the toilet paper is still white.