Oh, so now sheâs an expert in string theory?
Kellyanne Conway is proof that one of Joseph Goebbelsâ children survived.
And her name âCon-wayâ - how appropriate.
The alternative term for âalternative factsâ is âliesâ.
Are you kidding me? JUST STOP INTERVIEWING THESE LIARS!!!
He Was Just Offering âAlternative Factsâ
This is a lost Monty Python skit, right?
Pining for the fjords?
âAlternative Factsâ
Annnnnd thereâs your tagline for the next however-long.
Alternative facts?
This is getting silly. Sheâs making a fool of herself.
âutter a falsehoodâ = Lied.
Why donât they just say it?
And âalternative factsâ are lies.
Just. Say. It.
Kelly, your sex change operation wasnât completed very well. Howâs that for an alternative fact?
No, sheâs an expert in lying.
âThey sometimes do that, when they are new. Give it some timeâ
(Before the Parrot sketch there was a ânew carâ sketch).
EDIT: it is not âAlternative Factsâ it is #SpicerFacts on Twitter, they are hillariousâŚ
Hey you gypsy witch, THERE SHALL NEVER BE A NEED TO OFFER âALTERNATIVE FACTSâ FROM THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS ROOM!
WE THE PEOPLE, will NOT accept that!
BARN =============>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HORSE
Sorry, an expert would tell a lie that is almost impossible to detect. âSheâ is, at best, a poor imitation of an expert liar - the master being little Donnie, of course.
Nazi references are pointless. Sheâs spinning.
Few people are going to buy it. The press is rightly pissed.
âWait a minute. Alternative facts? Alternative facts?â Todd interjected, looking incredulous. âFour of the five facts he uttered were just not true.â
Conway tried to interrupt, but Todd continued.
âLook, alternative facts are not facts,â he said.
Woooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooo!
Always with the pointless and the deficiencies of the other postersâ rhetoric, overthefall2.0. Put a sock in it, Socky McSockington.
Two days in, and Trump and Co. have jumped the shark.
People are starting to laugh. Thatâs good. The press is waking up.
Even Orwell would sit slack-jawed at this bullshit.