This is all fake until and unless we see the pee tape!
Goalposts indeed have been moved.
We were assured repeatedly there was absolutely no collusion. For over six months, from Trump himself. How many times did we here âmade up storyâ or âfake newsâ? In fact, he fired the FBI director over this. And now? Now, weâre told collusion with an enemy doesnât matter.
Republicans may be in the post-patriotism age, but Iâm most assuredly not.
No, KAC, Don Jr. released emails and went on TV and brought Trump-Russia collusion up front and center. If you must whine, at least be accurate. Oh yeah, not part of your job descriptionâŚ
We were promised systemic â hard evidence
and the hard evidence is growing day by day.
John Brennan said it best: "âFrequently, people who go along a treasonous path do not know they are on a treasonous path until it is too late.â Youâre helping your Dad win. Youâre defending your client. Youâre playing âhardballâ politics. And whoopsie, before you realize it youâre a damn traitor. And off to jail you must go. Sorry 'bout that. But this one, this one knows. She knows how foul this is. And she does it anyway.
Oh Kellyanne you whâŚer, mouthpiece.
⢠Lets recap, shall we?
Russia didnât interfere
Russia may have interfered , but so did others
Russia interfered but we didnât collude
We colluded but is not illegalâŚ
Just Don Jr.
I never met with any Russians
I met with Russia but it was just about adoptions
I met with Russia to get dirt on Hillary but it was about adoption so I was disappointed.
I only met with her.
The goalposts look closer because someone kicked your ass into the air, and youâre heading for a field goal.
yeah, watch them ALL take the 5th!
ââŚthey have made very clear through their attorneys that they are willing to cooperate.â
So, everyone who works at the White House also has their own personal attorney? I guess theyâd have to.
Classic Kellyanne ConjobâŚmoves the goalposts while complaining about moved goalposts.
âSources say that Mueller believes that nobody in Trumpâs camp had any further meetings with the lawyer, and that this was a one-off effort. âIt was a mistake, but not illegalâ said the person with knowledge of Muellerâs investigationâ
About this time there occurred a strange incident which hardly anyone was able to understand. One night at about twelve oâclock there was a loud crash in the yard, and the animals rushed out of their stalls. It was a moonlit night. At the foot of the end wall of the big barn, where the Seven Commandments were written, there lay a ladder broken in two pieces. Squealer, temporarily stunned, was sprawling beside it, and near at hand there lay a lantern, a paint-brush, and an overturned pot of white paint. The dogs immediately made a ring round Squealer, and escorted him back to the farmhouse as soon as he was able to walk. None of the animals could form any idea as to what this meant, except old Benjamin, who nodded his muzzle with a knowing air, and seemed to understand, but would say nothing.
But a few days later Muriel, reading over the Seven Commandments to herself, noticed that there was yet another of them which the animals had remembered wrong. They had thought the Fifth Commandment was âNo animal shall drink alcohol,â but there were two words that they had forgotten. Actually the Commandment read: âNo animal shall drink alcohol to excess.â
At some point the piss tape will be released.
Trumpâs handlers will claim Trump was told it was a time-honored custom, a Russian tradition to honor an important guest, and that Trump went along so as not to give offense.
Fox and Friends will then chuckle indulgently and say âWhen in Rome⌠now, getting back to those Hillary emailsâŚâ
What they will say is "In a move which has embarrassed Obama, a video of prostitutes pissing on his hotel bed was released. âWhat was Obama thinking?â, asked KAC. Hannity concurs: âThis is yet another black mark on Obamaâs Presidency. He appears to have used a prostituteâs suite for his stay in Moscowâ. âWhat was Obama hiding by booking the hooker suite?â asks the New York Observer in a blunt, hard-hitting headlineâ
KACâs always had a chip on her shoulder for 9â polesâŚ
KAC can spin herself well into the ground, as far as I am concerned. Spin away!