Discussion: Conway: Sessions Will 'Cooperate' With Senate, 'Share What He Knows'

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I was trying to remember the last time an Obama Administration person spoke for the Department of Justice or the Attorney General? I… can’t… seem to recall one.

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Expect a lot of fawning and over the top, nauseating, hagiographic testimonials to Sessions from the GOP members. Also expect lots of special pleadings, ‘no true Scotsman’ violations, Margaret Dumont style pearl clutching and red herrings.

As for Sessions, he won’t say anything informative. He’ll talk a lot, though.

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Too coherent – an obvious forgery.

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Is this the official WhIte House position leak?

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Expect his former GOP colleagues in the senate to bring out the rebel flags and give him a hearty welcome.

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Share what he knows…based on his past, this won’t take long. Fully expect “I don’t recall”…

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Whenever I see a headline that says that Conway is making some silly, unlikely-to-be-true statement on behalf of someone in the administration… My first thought is that it’s Tim Conway attempting some new comedy routine.

Alas, it’s nearly always Kellyanne.

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He’ll have a triumph down the Mall for doing the absolute minimum required.

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Perjury… Sessions really does know Perjury…

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I do hope KKKeebler Elf brings along the formerly respected Rod Rosenstein so the committee can ask both of them about their involvement in Comey’s firing.

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Well, thanks for that, um, assurance Kelly Anne. I feel much better now, knowing that Rs have our best interests at heart.

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“Expect his former GOP colleagues in the senate to bring out the rebel flags and give him a hearty welcome.”

A “Rebel Yell” seems appropriate.

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During his testimony Thursday, Comey said that FBI officials were “convinced” Sessions would recuse himself from Trump campaign-related matters weeks before the attorney general did so.

Did Comey say Sessions would recuse himself on campaign related matters or Russia related? I thought Russia, but could remember wrong. There’s a big difference. I think Sessions is claiming his recusal was just about campaign in retrospect so he can justify meddling in Russia investigation.

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The GOP is great at circling the wagons. They’ll protect Sessions and sow doubt and confusion sufficient to keep him in office. That’s their goal. They don’t care if he colluded with Russia. They don’t care if he has engaged in traitorous behavior. They don’t care if three quarters of the country hates him. They need him at DOJ for the kleptocracy.

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Jeffie gonna share what he knows?

That may be the shortest hearing in Congressional history.

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Is there any way we can give Al Franken another shot at Sessions?

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I got a traffic ticket years ago and I cooperated in a similar way by paying my fine. I hesitate to say “cooperate,” though, for myself or Sessions, because if not cooperating isn’t an option you can choose then going along with the program isn’t what you can call real cooperation.

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Here’s another item that I too have been noticing.

I wonder if this comes up tomorrow.

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