the watchdog is simply trying to put a ābig roll of masking tapeā over her mouth.
Be still, my heart.
One can only dream, alas.
āIf I conveniently ignore all the times I blatantly violated the lawā¦ā
āThey want to put a big roll of masking tape over my mouth.āā
Iād prefer surgical staples, but Iāll take what I can get.
Masking tape would be useless. I was thinking Gorilla duck tape, actually.
The the idea that this watchdog agency wants a big roll of masking tape over Ms. Conwayās mouth is just such nonsense.
But golly, I sure do.
No, they just want you to follow the law. It is only difficult for the family and cronies who work for this corrupt administration. But the tape would be niceā¦
Conway Says Watchdog Trying To Put āBig Roll Of Masking Tapeā On Her Mouth
How about one of these?
You silly people, rules arenāt for rethuglicans.
Duct tape would work better.
Duct tape would work better. Or a staple gun.
Iād settle for strapping one of those āhuman face muzzlesā on her.
Yeah, and why stop at the mouth Kelly?
Save us from having to view your deceitful countenance entirely; wrap the whole package up and when youāre done get the white house custodians to ship your criminal carcass back to Atlantic City, maybe you can get your old job back at the casino or find employment as a greeter at Wal-Mart.
And, if you need that something extra, Gorilla Glue. Careful on the application though, it foams a bit. We do not want her welded to the White House otherwise it will be messy when the administration changes.It would end up being a crowbar and wrecking operation. If you do have a bit of spillage, make sure you sand her down early, it gets harder after a full cure. I would suggest the coarsest grit you can get for rapid removal of excess material. And always wear eye protection and gloves when working with it.
āEven if the Hatch Act applies, our position is that I havenāt violated it.ā
Thatās impressive. āI donāt have a car, and my car is not red.ā
Basketball gag?
Why does she make these puns so easy? They really do write themselves.
Can that be arranged? Iāll supplyā¦
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