Discussion: Conway Says Watchdog Trying To Put 'Big Roll Of Masking Tape' On Her Mouth

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the watchdog is simply trying to put a ā€œbig roll of masking tapeā€ over her mouth.

Be still, my heart.

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One can only dream, alas.

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ā€œIf I conveniently ignore all the times I blatantly violated the lawā€¦ā€

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ā€œThey want to put a big roll of masking tape over my mouth.ā€ā€

Iā€™d prefer surgical staples, but Iā€™ll take what I can get.

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Masking tape would be useless. I was thinking Gorilla duck tape, actually.

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The the idea that this watchdog agency wants a big roll of masking tape over Ms. Conwayā€™s mouth is just such nonsense.

But golly, I sure do.

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No, they just want you to follow the law. It is only difficult for the family and cronies who work for this corrupt administration. But the tape would be niceā€¦

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Conway Says Watchdog Trying To Put ā€˜Big Roll Of Masking Tapeā€™ On Her Mouth

How about one of these?

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You silly people, rules arenā€™t for rethuglicans.

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Duct tape would work better.

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Duct tape would work better. Or a staple gun.

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Iā€™d settle for strapping one of those ā€œhuman face muzzlesā€ on her.

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Yeah, and why stop at the mouth Kelly?
Save us from having to view your deceitful countenance entirely; wrap the whole package up and when youā€™re done get the white house custodians to ship your criminal carcass back to Atlantic City, maybe you can get your old job back at the casino or find employment as a greeter at Wal-Mart.

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And, if you need that something extra, Gorilla Glue. Careful on the application though, it foams a bit. We do not want her welded to the White House otherwise it will be messy when the administration changes.It would end up being a crowbar and wrecking operation. If you do have a bit of spillage, make sure you sand her down early, it gets harder after a full cure. I would suggest the coarsest grit you can get for rapid removal of excess material. And always wear eye protection and gloves when working with it.

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ā€œEven if the Hatch Act applies, our position is that I havenā€™t violated it.ā€

Thatā€™s impressive. ā€œI donā€™t have a car, and my car is not red.ā€

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Basketball gag?

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Why does she make these puns so easy? They really do write themselves.

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Can that be arranged? Iā€™ll supplyā€¦

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