Is Contortionist listed on Kellyanne Clownway the Con’s CV? If not, it’s time for an update.
Listen, Kellyanne Conjob, she says Kavanaugh did it and Kavanaugh says he didn’t. They can’t both be right. My decoder ring says you’d like to stop hemorrhaging women’s votes, is what this gobbledygook means. But keep saying she’s just a bit of fluff who can’t remember good, and her story isn’t to be believed but you do care ever so much about her as a person and woman. See how well that works for you.
ETA Hey @tiowally I didn’t notice you’d used the “con” idea while I was typing. Now I have to think of a new snark for her name. Humph.
Translation of Kelly Anne Conway’s Theory of Case after consultation with her lawyer husband-
Blasey Ford has PTSD from being a drunk floozy, but it’s totally understandable and there’s nothing wrong with that. And Brett Kavanaugh was a Virgin for many years after his chaste freshman year in college, so he is also probably right and wasnt there when the drunk floozy says he tried to rape her.
Ask Wile E. Coyote what happens when you position yourself with one foot on either side of the white line in the road.
So they’re both telling alt-facts where truth isn’t truth?
I’m getting dizzy…