Add this to “The Extremely, Impossibly Long List Of Shit Bill Kristol Has Been Wrong About”.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, right Billy?
"“serious thought” with some of the “best minds in politics.”
Sure he did. The moon is made of green cheese too.
You’ve got to admit, Kristol’s improving. This latest time, when he picked someone who he thought ought to run for President, the person he picked was sensible enough to say, “No, I don’t think I’m a good pick.” Progress!
All our choice lists are impoverished. I had voting for French slotted just behind warts and ahead of Trump.
An "extraordinarily wealthy” person or “a transformational political talent” would be best positioned for success.
You have to love that boomerang con mind set as it comes right back to what they already have: A rich psychopath totally dedicated to increasing his image in the eyes of the world. After all, nothing matters except winning.
Is everyone named Mr. French a servant to the wealthy … and have a beard?
“Bill Kristol on line two, pick up please. He says it’s urgent!”
Who even the fuck is this dude?
“He says it’s time for breakfast and he needs a fifth of Stoli for his grapefruit!”
Forget French’s experience or transformational personality or lack thereof: Kristol is an idiot if he thinks a bald guy is going to be elected President. And I say that as a follically-challenged American.
Ike? Not that this guy’s stature is any taller than the edge of sole of the general’s shoes - but at least he accepts that truth.
Yes.
“stiff drink helps these days.”
Kristol and his GOP establishment got a lot of nerve. They created the “broken Washington” that caused disillusionment, anger and disrespect for this president and especially Congress and the High Court. So they created Trump. Now they don’t know what to do with him other than endorse.
Admit it, Kristol. You built Trump. Now you must own him to your party’s demise… like the Whig Party of 1.5 centuries ago.
The Guy Under The Seats.
(Chris Elliot on Letterman, for you youngsters.)
In the absence of an extraordinarily wealthy person to run for president, he’ll settle for a moderately wealthy public clown to pay him a few thou to pretend for one week to be running for president. I wonder what Krystal paid – $10K? $25K?
In that its when he hooks the IV drip of grain alcohol up, yes 
And The Streak continues…
It is both uncanny and amazingly appropriate how much French looks like Captain Obvious from the Hotels.com ads.
