Discussion: Conservative Texas Rep. Flores To Run For House Speaker In Ryan's Absence

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So they are looking for someone with no leadership experience.
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In his interview with the Tribune, Flores suggested that Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT), another candidate for speaker, was already too connected to the current leadership hierarchy for the position, as House Republicans need someone who “hasn’t been in leadership" before, Flores said.

“And when I get in an airplane, I don’t want a pilot who has clocked all sorts of hours flying. I want someone who has never set foot in a plane flying the thing!”

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Well hay’ell. If Screwy Louie will not run and Carnival Cruz cannot run then Flores is the next best Tejan for the job. That is unless THE Dick Cheney is not granted deferments and is drated as Speaker.

Absolutely captivating!

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Hey guys, the next time Texas threatens to secede, I say we just let them.

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Show me a reasonable politician from Tejas and I’ll show you a turnip.

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When the job is a hot potato, only potatoes will want it.

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What kind of cognitive disconnect must you have to be able to utter this sentence:

“I don’t want to share private conversations, but he was still a ‘no’ as of yesterday when I spoke to him,”

The first part of the sentence says he doesn’t want to share and then he immediately shares what he just said he didn’t want to share. What kind of idoits can listen and pretend to understand this Orwellian doublespeak? (Oh George, you were more prophetic then we thought. You were just off by a several decades.)

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This is the guy that finally defeated Chet Edwards, a Texas Dem, in 2010, 7 years after they gerrymandered the district to pieces to get rid of him

I wondered when a power craver would step forward. Bless Bill Flores little heart.

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‘Let’s look at all the rules. Let’s figure out how we turn this thing the right way so that ideas flow from up from the bottom — from our constituents through the representatives and through the committee process and then on the floor.’"

Just like a toilet full of shit back-flowing all over the floor.

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Less than 5 years in the House. No committee leadership. Introduced one bill to cede regulation of fracking to the states, which passed but appears to have died. No military experience. Virtually no leadership experience anywhere.

And he is qualified to lead the House of Representatives because . . . ?

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Let’s figure out how we turn this thing the right way so that ideas flow from up from the bottom — from our constituents through the representatives and through the committee process and then on the floor.’"

Any metaphorical resemblance to a description of chronic amoebic dysentery is purely inevitable.

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You answered your own question, apparently.

Because freedom!

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The GOP obsession with virginity continues to find new expression.

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He’s been a Congressman since 2011,had never held public office before then and he’s running for Speaker Of The House? Next.

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already too connected

Ooh, it stings!

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Hey, it seems to work for the GOP primary process…

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