Discussion: Conservative Sites Report Chuck Norris Endorses Cruz, But He Doesn't

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Figured Norris for a Trump guy. He seems to like fascists.

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apparently god is still making up Chuckā€™s for him and/or sending mixed messagesā€¦

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ā€œAmerican badass Chuck Norrisā€ ā€œAmerican bad actor Chuck Norrisā€

Fixed it.

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cHuckabee tanksā€¦

cHuck jumps to the nearest sinking ship.

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The check from the Cruz campaign has not yet cleared the bank.
When it does, Chuck will appear.

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Iā€™m still waiting on that thousand years of darkness he promised us.

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so Chuck Norris is merely curious about Cruz-ing?

Come out of the closet, Chuck.

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Whoa, so is Cruz lying and hoping no one will contradict him once the ā€œnewsā€ is out or are people bailing on him?

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Stealing the idea from the Trump/Breitbart reporter story, Norris is a classic beta male always trying to be an alpha male. Actually he may be more of an gamma male judging by his constant need to try to look strong/mean.

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Chuck has been a Huckabee guy for a long time, Cruz would seem to be the closest thing still in the running.

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Damn it, where in the hell is Ted Nugent? Ted Cruz desperately needs to line up some important endorsements!! Donā€™t you people understand?

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And he could do it too, if he only had a chin.

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OMFG! Is that hypocritical, has been idiot still alive? I remember his ā€˜warningā€™ that we faced a ā€œā€¦thousand years of darknessā€ if President Obama were reelected.
His political insights are on par with those of Victoria Jackson. In fact, he may be Victoria Jackson in drag.

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Who in heck is Chuck Norris??

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Got a close buddy I play softball with who could be Norrisā€™ twin.
About the same age. He often gets mistaken for him.

Curious if heā€™d be up to punking Cruz here in Houston.

jw1

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Why does this keeping happening to poor Ted Cruz? Just the other day, he was going to have ā€œa numberā€ of Senators endorse him, then they took that back. Now this? Are these real endorsements or ongoing negotiations that are getting prematurely publicized?

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Cruz and his supporters lying again.

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