Exactly how long will it take to read the three unredacted paragraphs that will be left for them?
They donât need the report because facts donât matter.
âŚaccordingly locking down the essentials: pizza and whiskey.
Hah! Who would have thunk it? I think that I live in a congressional office.
Congress drinks too much.
They forgot the throat lozenges for the person who has to read it to the Moron.
âŚtrumpâs lawyers have reportedly already prepped a 140-page counter-report, though none of them have yet seen Muellerâs full findingsâŚ
Weâre sure about that?
âI want to cut the 140 pages of lies down to fifty,â Ghouliani said, âbecause I already canât remember what Iâm lying about anymore as it is.â
Theyâll just show him the Little Golden Books version with all the pretty pictures.
Whiskey? You need beer for pizza.
WTH is a counter-report? Saying âfake newsâ or what?
leaving many lawmakers vacillating over whether or not to cancel trips back to their home districts.
They should just go home. Barr is going to make sure that the Mueller report is going to be completely unreadable and meaningless.
There are also a whole lot of opportunists who are frantically updating (or scrubbing) their resumes and calling-around to friends for gigs in the private sector.
Unfortunately for them, the Trump Stank wonât wash off.
Thoughts and prayers 
By the time Barrâs finished redacting every bit of incriminating evidence, a Tic Tac will outlast reading it.
Hereâs the daily beast piece
They arenât worried. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
InshâAllah, by the time theyâre done with that much redacting, somebodyâll have leaked the full version.
Makes me wonder if theyâre planning any drinking games.