when you starve the Census Bureau year after year
Sounds like Congress to me, Mr. Ross. Do we need a refresher in how budgeting works? or the budgetary pressures of the previous 8 years? Has your request for more funding taught you nothing about how that whole process works?
Gawd, this guy looks like a fucking muppet. I know I’ve seen him somewhere before with a hand up his whoo-hoo. I know…he’s Jeff Dunham’s dummy, and now, sadly, he’s ours.
That is all.
Not to worry. The Trumpp Commerce Department will accurately count the exploding population in red states and in the conservative suburban and rural areas of all states.
Counting undocumented immigrants is difficult, but the Trumpp Commerce Department will use careful estimation to ensure that the count reflects that large drop in the numbers of such immigrants, mostly in blue states and urban areas, due to Trumpp’s firm enforcement of immigration law and Pence’s resolute gaze.
Uncanny resemblance !