Discussion: Comey: I'm Not Making Fun Of The President Or His 'Average' Sized Hands

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Comey: I'm Not Making Fun Of The President Or His 'Average' Sized Hands Comey: I'm Not Making Fun Of The President Or His 'Average' Sized Hands Back to article
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I never joke about Trump either. His presidency is way too tragic and sad to allow it.

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I can’t imagine a formulation which Trump will find more infuriating.

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Neither can Comey. This guy is low key burns all the way to the bank.

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Comey, just shut up and go away.

I mean it’s nice that you got Trump all wound up and everything, but I’m really done with you.

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It’s not Comey’s fault if factual statements about Trump, like he wears his tie too long, sound like mockery. Trump is a walking self-mockery literally from the top of his head down.

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And name one person who hasn’t noticed the raccoon eyes
and the pancake makeup
and the engineered comb over
Phony on top Phony underneath
A walking cartoon character

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Trump is a walking self-mockery literally from the top of his head down.

All the way down to his little pig’s feet

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Also the baggy, almost “high-water pants” and oversized suit jackets.

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I wonder how Stephen King, after his first introduction, would describe Trump?

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“Comey added that he was just trying to show readers how the world looked to him…”

How the world looks to Trump:

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Oh, so an author doesn’t look critically at his own work and edit accordingly? He wasn’t trying to be an author, he was trying to be provocative. And it hurt his message in the process. Not letting this puffed up fool off the hook for anything. Just go away, already.

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Between Comey and Avenatti, Dotard is suffering a firestorm of third degree burns…

Priceless…

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Just go away, already.

I’ll take an imperfect ally against dump.

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by pointing out vestiges of his tanning habit and focusing on the size of his hands.

It’s sometimes in the physical details of a person we can glean something about his/her personality. For example, the tanning habit and elaborate hairdo definitely says something about the man. I think it’s fair game for an author to point it out.

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He’ll grow into them. It’s the only evidence of any advance planning in his agenda.

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Donnie has become quite enamored with his daily finger extension sessions…


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The enemy of my enemy is my friend…

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“I’m trying to be an author, which I’ve never been before in my life.”

Hey, he makes mistakes sometimes. I’m sure we can all agree with that.

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I always thought that was “the enema of my enemy…”

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