Discussion: Colorado Man Shoots Himself In The Leg As He Drives To Return A Gun

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It’s a toy. It’s fun. Pull out your toys while driving. Why not? Why not have some fun while driving?

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He’ll check later to see if he shot off his willy.

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You are talking about guns, right? Lol!

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“didn’t realize there was a round in the chamber” ALWAYS used in cases like this,

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Normally he whips out his penis while driving.

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Well, to be fair, his GPS did tell him he was at Target.

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“and didn’t realize there was a round in the chamber”

That is a phrase that went viral before viral went viral.

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Well, you have to caress something while you’re driving!

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Kind of poignant, that one last inspection, like a couple who care but know it won’t work.

My breaking heart and I agree
That you and I could never be
So with my best
My very best
I set you bang! Ow!

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Give the man points for self-awareness that he is really too stupid or irresponsible to own a gun.

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While the rest of you suckers were spacing out on your boring commutes, this fine citizen was EXERCISING HIS RIGHTS!

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Smoldering projectile, may a host of angels sing ye to thy rest…

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Next time aim it at your head and just it over with already you fooking moron.

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penis, gun, what’s the diff?

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This instructional video explains the subtle differences between the two very similar, um, appendages:

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He pulled the trigger? Testing his itchy finger?

Guns are like Rodney Dangerfield - “don’t get no respect.”

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It could have been worse, he could have been texting or playing words with friends while driving. Sadly, I have friends who do both, which is why we always take separate vehicles.

Of course my mother in law never bothered to tell me that she kept her loaded glock under the driver seat as I was ferrying her around after her heart attack.

I guess what I am saying is that this kind of carelessness is nothing unusual, we are just hearing about it because people are finally paying attention.

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“Damn, another red light. OK, I have just enough time to reenact one last sharpshooter-hero fantasy.”

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This will always be the go-to video for stoopid gun handlers.