Discussion: Colorado Just Elected An Extreme Anti-Gay Exorcist To Its Legislature

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"I would say it is time for people of good will on both sides of the political debate to come together to have reasonable discussions about these issues," Klingenschmitt told the newspaper. "Maybe that includes me."

No, thanks for the offer, but I think those discussions will proceed just fine without your being included.

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shouldn’t be a surprise… the air force academy is located in colorado springs and is notorious for the fundamentalist christians who have dominated the politics and made efforts to dominate the academy… including the conversion to christianity by cadets.

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His staff has strict orders to shoot to kill anyone caught brandishing a Gaydar ® machine in his presence.

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Lots of legislatures have nuts in them. So does the US Congress. The question is, what’s the overall composition of the body? That’s what counts.

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Since bacteria outnumber the human cells in our body by approximately 10:1, there is indeed “something unhuman inside” all of us.

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I don’t know about that. Look at the US House, where supposedly there are only a handful of total nut cases. They have managed to totally control everything that happens in the House, and Boehner does nothing to reign them in. That is the Kochfascist agenda to take over this country, get the most extreme elected at all levels of government, from local school boards up, and then threaten any who are not batshit crazy teabags with a batshit crazy primary opponent for their next election, if they do not toe the batshit crazy teabag line, and as we can see, it works beautifully. To me it is a form of extortion, but it is working, and our country is going to hell at every level of our government.

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Maybe I need to tone down my rhetoric, but

Cutting a soft, pudgy and seemingly fetal figure, Sex Führer Klingenschmitt should stick to radio even though he’s taken a gay wardrobe cue and clothed his larval body in slimming black.
The self-hate runs deep in this Gamma.

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Cool we can look forward to Gordon Klingenschmitt being outed at some point in the next 2 years

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Oh Lord!

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Klingenschmitt…is that a German Klingon name or something?

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Worf always uses the sonic hand cleaner after taking a Klingenschmitt…

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Well, we got what we deserve. Only one-third of the registered voters voted and a little over half of those won. Where were the other two-thirds and what about how many citizens that could register, didn’t? Ah yes, we DID get what we deserve.

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When his family originally immigrated, wasn’t the name Flingenschitt?

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“You must spank him well, and after you are done with him, you may deal with him as you like… and then… spank me.
Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.”

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To the 70% of voters in Colorado’s 15th district who voted this dipshit into Congress: You are a bunch of fucking morons. Please don’t reproduce as you have shown that you have neither the intelligence nor the moral fiber to raise any offspring. What the fuck is the matter with you people?

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Am I the only one whose gaydar is going off when I seen and hear this guy? It wouldn’t be the first time a virulent homophobe turned out to be actually practicing highly public self-loathing.

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"Father in Heaven, we pray against the domestic enemies of the Constitution, "

Whoops! He paused too long at that comma and accidentally took out every republican in congress.

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“Maybe that includes me. Maybe I need to tone down my rhetoric, but there have been liberals who throw rhetoric at people of faith and I think are stirring up these crazy people on the left. They are inciting violence.”

Let’s go round for round naming political violence in this country and the stated motivations of its perpetrators. You start.

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That’s the thing that worries/horrifies me. You used to see guys like Klingenschmitt standing on street corners, talking to themselves (and this was before cell phones, young man, so you knew anyone muttering by himself was doing just that). Now people with what appear to be honest-to-God mental disorders are being elected to office.

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