In twenty years (if the GOP still survives) each delegate will have a bodyguard drone, hovering overhead. Oh, what a bloodbath the 2036 convention will be as Ivanka Trump screams that the nomination is being stolen from her, just like her father.
ISIS: I think we don’t need to worry about USA. Its on the path we want it to be.
Pussy. A real man would just bring his gun.
Reince Priebus: We want every person attending any GOP event to bring AK-47s. 2nd amendment guarantees you to have it. Don’t be afraid to use it to protect yourself, you are selecting leader of free world.
“I am certainly at the very least going to use my personal guest pass to bring along a Republican sheriff.”
Not sure a Republican sheriff is such a great idea.
Haven’t they all endorsed Trump?
“We’ve traced the calls – they’re coming from INSIDE THE CONVENTION!!!”
If there are legitimate threats, then they need to allow for open carry on the convention floor. That’s the only thing that might keep them safe. They don’t want to be a bunch of sitting ducks, do they?
That’s fine as long as the sheriff is off-duty. But tax-payer funded officials aren’t here to provide security for the conventions of private organizations.
In other words, CO GOP, you can’t ignore the state’s voters by claiming the Republicans are a private party, and then expect them to be happy about paying for your security.
Is yours detachable? I’m sure Gunny would correct you to say “bring his weapon”.
Either way, the pussy part is undeniable.
The only way to stop a Trump supporter with a gun is a Cruz supporter with a gun.
GOP Sheriffs also have horrible jurisdiction ideas.
“Two counties over and in another state? No problem, I’m a sheriff!”
You write a lot of funny stuff here, but something about this one really deserved mention. El Oh El.
This is sounding a little too 'beer hall putsch" for comfort.
Nobody could have seen this coming…unless you had a brain.
“I am certainly at the very least going to use my personal guest pass to bring along a Republican sheriff,” he said. “People might think that’s crazy, but not after what we’re growing through right now.”
Folks were only half-joking when they said there would be blood. Now they’re seriously cracking funnies when they claim there won’t be. Let’s just hope nobody get’s hurt too seriously, although, I’d pay damn good money to see several GOPers get knocked on their asses. For real, this convention might be better suited for Pay-Per-View. RNC 45: Vengeance Is Mine!
jgabriel
The only way to stop a Trump supporter with a gun is a Cruz supporter with a gun.
Or perhaps
The only way to stop a Trump supporter with a gun is to use the Honorable Senator Cruz as a human shield.
will this be a Constitutional Sheriff and a member of the Oaf Keepers?
Of course. Those are the only Real Sheriffs.
Now is that a regular sheriff he’s bringing with him, or one one of them there Craven Bundy constitutional sheriffs?