Discussion: Cold Onion Rings Sparked Stun Gun, Switchblade Assault

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Discussion for article #228689

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New meaning for have it MY way… OR ELSE!

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Maybe the manager should sue because any idiot going into a BK needs to be sued - cruel and inhuman ‘food’ punishment!

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In all fairness, cold onion rings are pretty gross and I would really… wait… The manager attacked the customer???

That should totally have gone the other way.

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Get me a whopper!

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omigosh. Too… many… jokes…clogging… brain…

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In his defense the manager stated that he was just heating up the onion rings with the stun gun

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> The lawsuit claims that when Deyapp asked for a refund, manager Francisco Berrera lunged at him with a stun gun and switchblade

Wow. Who keeps a stun gun and switch blade on them at work? And adding to the fact that the manager pleaded no contest to the assault charges, makes me wonder what other issues this guy has,.

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Possible issues? At least from this distance I’m guessing one is anger management.

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Oh that one was a given to me, but I didn’t think it was the only one.

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This was all a big misunderstanding. The tazer was just to heat the rings and the switch blade was to cut them open to make sure they were cooked all the way through. Jeesh you people so easily jump to the first crazy scenario that pops in your heads!

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Your cool reasoning and exemplary analysis is refreshing, D.W. Almost, but not quite as refreshing as an order of piping-hot onion rings, I must admit.

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In his defense the Manager was probably holding a ketcup ejector tool that resembles a firearm and gesturing with a butter knife while trying to promise a fresh batch of rings as soon as they came out of the fryer. The customer was probably a paranoid meth freak who wanted to stack the onion rings into a tower on the dining table.

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An armed Burger King is a polite Burger King.

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I’m sure he’s a grab-bag of pathologies. At least now he’s “in the system,” like they say.

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Have it your way, and your way is cold and soggy motherfucker!

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Thank God he didn’t try and order a Croissan’wich after breakfast hours.

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This is why BK managers need to have guns. You never know when a customer may complain about an order and you have to be able to properly defend yourself.

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Robert Deyapp, you’re doing it wrong:

The only thing that stops bad onion rings from arriving cold,
is a good guy with a GUN!!!

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This was Ruxin’s argument for why customers of Yo Ba Goya shouldn’t be entitled to damages for food poisoning