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Colbert for President…
Rand Paul’s diet is a form of binge-purge. Binge on libertarian ideology, then purge any sense of shame as you hide from your actual positions when people call you out on them.
There is simply no way that Paul lasts in the republican primary. This is exactly the sort of thing he is prone to do (he abhors being confronted). I see him being the Rick Perry of this race…a completely bizarre footnote included merely for humor.
Rand Paul
Shook hands with 2 Dreamers…
Picked up his burger
Took a bite
Realized what he’d done
Ran to the bathroom to wash his hands.
Awesome–just perfect. Every Dem candidate in the nation should run this Colbert sequence constantly.
If we peek into Rand’s portfolio we see his laughing stock is way, way up…
There are a lot of doofuses about these days. I still think it is easier to sell than Cruz’s smarm. All irrelevant when Jebbie announces. One last push for Poppy Bush. G-d help us.
You better work! - Rupaul
Not a good time to be drinking something…just spit up all over my desk. That was insane funny