Discussion: Colbert Demolishes Sarah Palin's New Media Venture (VIDEO)

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The Whore of Babble On thinks eponymous is a small horse crossed with a rodent, done online.

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Sarah Palin is the Yoko Ono of Republican politics. If only the Republican party would break up over her.

But really–this grifter’s hubris is a wonder, considering that all she offers the world is her own vanity.

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“The company providing the access is TAPP. I thought that was the name of one of her kids.”

~snicker~

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Great stuff, great stuff. Cut her off at the knees and watch her hobble on…a gold mine for late night tv…if you won’t STFU you can be my bitch (generically speaking of course)…

If you want to turn that snicker into a lol, check out thesarahpalinchannel.com. First bit of content is the piece he did when she mangled the Paul Revere story and then refused to admit she’d gotten that or anything else ever in her life wrong. It’s like hearing some great Top 40 tune from when you were 17, it just takes you back to a really special phase of your life. Then he completely crushes her in his own reaction. Good times.

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…and remember, THEsarahpalinchannel.com is free.

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It turns out that it was all a big misunderstanding, perhaps someone not picking up on the nuances of her faux drawl.

She’s not starting her own NEWS channel – it’s going to be a MOOSE channel.

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It’s the perfect opportunity to resurrect this piece:

"from the April 3, 1993 edition of the Anchorage Daily News:

Sarah Palin, a commercial fisherman from Wasilla, told her husband on Tuesday she was driving to Anchorage to shop at Costco. Instead, she headed straight for Ivana. And there, at J.C. Penney's cosmetic department, was Ivana, the former Mrs. Donald Trump, sitting at a table next to a photograph of herself. She wore a light-colored pantsuit and pink fingernail polish. Her blonde hair was coiffed in a bouffant French twist.

''We want to see Ivana,'' said Palin, who admittedly smells like salmon for a large part of the summer, ''because we are so desperate in Alaska for any semblance of glamour and culture.''
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From salmon to flop sweat

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oh my god, it’s worse than I thought.

She’s calling it a “news channel”

Jesus.

The end is nigh.

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they’ve channeled Palin… with her own cable operation, how long until The Dead Moose Party comes to life?

Maybe we’all should consider posing a pre-palin-channel protest boycott.

ANY advertiser that deigns to support the Queen of Mean should get the cold shoulder from the progressive consumer community.

can’t decide if that was a Pit Bull, a Momma Grizzly, or a Krakken reference. They all work.

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The Wheels on her bus are falling off, falling off, falling off

The Wheels on her bus are falling off all over the ground.

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I really laughed out loud when I read that.

The Donald likes his women to be just like his buildings: Tall and Tacky

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http://www.thesarahpalinchannel.com/ It works.

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Mr Colbert I bet once and you know she will,click on your link and see it working you will probably hear the screams from Alaska,YIKES!! LOL!

Magically transforming lamestream media into lame streaming.

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Palin is to politics, what dead fish are to room fresheners.

Moose knuckles have more integrity.

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