Discussion: Cohen's Senate Interview Is Postponed 'Due To Post-Surgery Medical Needs'

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I suppose I shouldn’t make fun, but gotta wonder if the surgery was to pull his arm out of someone else’s orifice.

ETA: were the post-surgery medical needs life-threatening? Otherwise, I don’t know why they couldn’t have been deferred a day.

This looks like a ruse. And with this being the second re-scheduling of the hearing, it’s getting monotonous.

What’s the real reason for the delay, already?

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For sure.

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A bullet to the back of the head from Ukrainian mafiosi clearly interferes with recovery, so I’m with him on this.

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“due to post-surgery medical needs,”

maybe he got a bionic backbone

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Did he have a root canal?

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After Whitaker’s hearing before Nadler’s committee, can you imagine a Dem-run panel proving Cohen about the criminality surrounding the Trump crime family??

Cohen probably had a stomach transplant. Hope it was iron. He’s gonna need it, and some steel nerves to boot.

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How about they come see you in the prison infirmary, and we’ll televise it for the home audience?

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Digit-extension surgery.

Just to piss off Trump when he raises his hand to be sworn.

(“My G-d, look at the length of Michael’s fingers!”)

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I think he went back this time to have the middle one made just a little bit longer.

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he needs a bigger set of balls …

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Cohen will now talk to the House intelligence panel on Feb. 28.

Do we start worrying if he bails out of the next one?

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Well, he DID say he feared for his safety… maybe he wasn’t kidding?

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He didn’t like that Trump named Jeff Gillooly as acting Attorney General. How about that reference??

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If he is then maybe he should think about starting his prison sentence early…at least in there they can keep him in segregation if necessary. They can still bring him to the Capitol and back to give his testimony. I’m sure he’s enjoying his remaining days of freedom but it’s going to come to an end in a few weeks anyway.

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His blue plaid sportcoat is at the cleaners.

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Nah, they can still subpoena him from jail. He’ll probably appreciate a day out.

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Cohen will now talk to the House intelligence panel on Feb. 28 ; which won*t happen as the Government will be in shutdown .

Post-surgery medical needs. Hmmm, like more Vicodin?