If Cohen’s testimony is likely to get Sekulow disciplined or disbarred, of course he’s going to call it “completely false.”
So Spankys lawyer lied. Go figure.
Please tell me they were handwritten.
Or, hey, I’ll take Word track changes with metadata. But my experience has been most lawyers Jay’s age are baffled by Track Changes.
He’s rueing the day he didn’t give Cohen a place in his administration. Cohen certainly wouldn’t have recused himself if he was AG, Don. But Cohen wasn’t good enough for Moron, not enough class to sit on that gold toilet, I guess. Would it have something to do with his religion, I wonder?
I’m choking back laughter over here. HE KEPT THE RECEIPTS, JAY
I mean, golly gee, if you know the guy was in the fucking habit of tape-recording his own clients, do you think maybe he kept proof that the guys over his head were trying to persuade him to lie to Congress? Does that sound like the sort of thing Cohen might have kept in his back pocket, just maybe?
HE KEPT THE RECEIPTS, JAY
According to the network, Cohen provided documents to House Intelligence Committee investigators showing that edits were made to his prepared testimony in 2017.
Always. Keep. The. Receipts.
Professors that age, too. Can confirm…
Most lawyers Jay’s competence do things like writing “OKAY RIGHT HERE LET’S ADD THE THING ABOUT THE CONSPIRACY, WHERE WE DIRECT YOU TO COMMIT PERJURY – J.S.”
in sharpie.
Oh how I’d love to watch Sekulow go to prison. So many cherries…so few tops…
I wonder if Sekulow’s state bar has reach out to him yet.
If Cohen lacks proof Trump’s attorneys made the edits I question the value of the committee touting its submission during his testimony. Seems like hearsay to me unless it’s somehow documented and proof of attribution exists.
And Manafort apparently doesn’t even know how to save as a PDF file…
“By Their Ignorance Shall Ye Know Them…”
I love how that gif is timed perfectly to highlight that there’s zero kickback on that thing lol
Peggy Cummins brings the heat!!
Paper trail as usual will kill thme everytime