Discussion: Cohen Remains Salty About Prison Time: 'I'm Not The One That Slept With The Porn Star'

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Still being peppered with interview requests though.

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:crying_cat_face: :crying_cat_face: :crying_cat_face:

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I’m not the one that slept with the porn star.”

But you have been in bed with Donald and other unsavory characters.

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Stop whining Michael, you are going to the country club of prisons, not to a hellhole state prison in Alabama.

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He’s curried favor with the FNM, the fake news media.

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From what I have read, Cohen is lucky. There are a lot of things he got away with that won’t be investigated.

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Cohen: "The devil made me do it!"

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That’s the beauty of having a consensual relationship with Trumpski. You still get screwed.

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3 years is a light sentence for being Trump’s fixer. Justice may be delayed with Trump, but it cannot be denied. He will face the music.

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If Cohen hadn’t spent the last 15 years being the Legal Bully for Trump, I’d almost feel sorry for him.

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Cohen does sound silly but I think his way of expression might resonate with Trumpsters (i.e. I’m bad, but people worse than me can get away with it). It’s the same logic that Trump uses over and over again, especially in 2016. I suggest Dems use Cohen’s argument to see if that can wake up some of those Trumpsters and make them realize that Trump is that “someone worse” who can get away with his crimes.

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I can’t discern whether he’s more pissed about his Club Fed reservation, or jealous of his own inability to score.

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I hope Cohen survives prison. If I were Cohen I would ask for solitary confinement and a typewriter. Once Trump is out of the White House Cohen will be let out and that would be a good time to sell a book.

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So many competitors! Imagine all WH staff writing some books once Trump steps down!

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Uh Huh

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I’m Not the One That Slept With the Porn Star might be a catchy title for tell-all book. He’ll have 3 years to write it.

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I think it’s time for us to have a moment of silence for Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal, who did sleep with Trump. Very, very sad choices.

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Ufortunately for him, Cohen chose to plead guilty to the campaign finance violation charge. Otherwise I’d recommend that he file a habeas petition demanding to know what he was singled out for prosecution when all he did was act as a go-between.

Can Cohen rescind his guilty plea at this late date on that single count, and demand a trial?