Discussion: Cohen Recalls Lying To Melania About Stormy Daniels: 'He Had Me Speak To Her'

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Don’t all honest people have their mob lawyers convince their wives that they’re not having one-night stands with porn stars? What a wimp.

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Melania will just say she doesn’t pay attention to people that lie to her.

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Hey Melania,
The obvious question is,
Do you care yet???

Probably not. as long as the gravy train keeps rolling

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Fun fact (but short story): while he was on a date with his girlfriend at the time, Donald chased after Melania and gave her his #, because she was smart enough to not give him hers.

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I have no sympathy for First Lady. She knew what she was getting into when she met DJT. She knew what she was doing when she dated and then married him. She got her Fifth Avenue life style without have to renew her expired visa.

As Chris Rock once said “The tiger didn’t go crazy when it attacked. The tiger went tiger.”

DJT’s stripes were well known. She willingly signed on the dotted line. She’s going to have a nice alimony to retire on providing it’s not all seized.

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The question is, does Trump even own anything but failing golf courses and Mal-a-Lago? Or will he lose even those when the oligarchs call in their chits? She may have to resort to writing a book–luckily for her, Michelle Obama has already written one for her :slight_smile:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Trump is going to completely fucking lose it over this tidbit getting loose.

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“Not only did I lie to the American people, I lied to the first lady when the President called me, and I was sitting in a car with a friend of mine, and he had me speak to her, and explain to the first lady,” Cohen said.

“I had to tell the First Lady that Stormy did not spanked him with a rolled up copy of Forbes Magazine.”

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Donnie is an absolute dishonest and despicable coward, through and through. This confirms it yet again.

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There is something up between Michael Cohen and First Porn Star and Chain Migrant Melanija Knav. I wonder whether this was the something that Matt Gaetz was threatening to expose to Michael Cohen’s wife and children?

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Of course he did, Trump is a horrible liar and Cohe is a good one. Three sentences after telling her that he had no affair he’d be bragging that he did and didn’t bother to use a condom because his bone spurs caused him to develop a latex allergy.

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Especially, the Forbe’s Magazine with his vinyl doll Iwanka on it.

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Maybe I’m having trouble seeing the forest from the trees here (always possible in 2019) but I suspect this charming anecdote could have an impact on his support with women, which has always been inexplicably higher than it should be.

I know, I know, if the Access Hollywood tape and credible sexual assault allegations etc etc etc didn’t do it, why would this make a difference…but I feel like a lot of his support with women comes from the fantasy of him as a protector/daddy/provider and as disgusting as it sounds, women with a savior complex see him as someone who will come in and fix everything. Someone they can trust.

So in that sense, they see themselves as his partner and this story is arguably much more embarrassing to Melania than the affair and coverup. There was an idea that they had a “separate lives are happy lives” philosophy in which each are allowed to do his/her own thing and there was an understanding. This reveals Melania to be an even bigger chump than we knew, the joke in the room between her husband and his fixer. Oof.

Beyond that, it has the advantage of being 100% credible in the context of the situation and it reveals Trump to be not just a cheater and a liar but a stubborn one. The kind of liar so committed to protecting his fallacies that he has to degrade others, forcing them down in the gutter with him for company. Dominance politics strike again. Anyway. Back to MSNBC.

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Wonder if any of the 33% will change their minds after seeing what a fucking shit monster their prez is. Probably not, but a girl can dream.

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But then just like Jerry Maguire he showed her the money.

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Melania was mad to learn that Trump paid Stormy $130,000 to keep her mouth shut. That’s way more than Melania gets and she has been keeping her mouth shut a lot longer…

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She couldn’t have afforded the lawyers to write a prenup that would benefit her. trumpp had lawyers on auto dial. So maybe it says that she’s gets nothing much, maybe jewelry and an allowance for a place to live in NY and custody of the son.

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Which is odd and sad (also he played himself), because the gal that he was with was a heiress.

Has he ever been with a woman who wasn’t wealthy or even lusted after one who wasn’t?

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