Todd Harrison, a lawyer for Cohen, told Judge Kimba Wood that he had not had time to compile a full list of Cohen’s clients, and could not comply with a request to reveal their names to the court because of “ethical obligations” to protect their identities.
Where in the hell are they finding these morons? And how are they all managing to pass New York’s ball-crackingly hard bar exam?
Harrison better have what Judge Wood wants at 4:00. And he’d better be straight up with his answers. Because I do not think the Court is in a mood for any dicking around from these guys.
LOL. That’s one of the most fun things in a courtroom battle…watching someone make an argument like “we don’t know this yet, we haven’t had a chance to review it yet, we need more time to put it into focus and get the information together” and then 10 minutes later launch into an argument that could only be credible if the previous arguments weren’t true. Judge’s HATE that kind of game playing.
Seriously. If you’re not keeping a client list or at least a rolodex that you can just printout and go through to identify clients and former clients, then I’d call that almost malpractice. It’s such a basic thing and absolutely necessary for checking conflicts.
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and absolutely necessary for checking conflicts.
[/quote]You do see what you wrote there, right? Conflicts…ha!
Judge Wood ain’t having it. I am interested to see where this goes!
Almost malpractice, or precisely bullshit.
Cohen is the Master of non disclosure. sooo he can’t disclose his non existent clients! this is moronic on so many levels. we are to believe Cohen does not have a list of his clients? a guy who records conversations. makes outrageous threatening statements. to reporters etc. detailed oriented in the art of thuggery lol. The Presidents fixer. who pays out. money to Porn Stars maintains a slush fund for such a person such a busy guy. has no list. a simple list. ha ha His office has been described as a haven of phones. recorders. computers. ha ha can’t stop laughing. does he keep a tiger in the closet?
Your honor, the dog peed on my client list!
Cohen doesn’t practice law - where would he find the time between going to Prague, Ukraine, Russia? Where would he find the time to take care of anyone besides Spanky?
All he does are Spanky’s connects and cleanups.
Sez who?
Well you know what they say- 99% of attorneys give the rest a bad name.
Fourth, the USAO-SDNY has specific reason to doubt that the seized materials will
include the volume and nature of attorney-client communications that Cohen claims. This is
because the USAO-SDNY has already obtained search warrants – covert until this point – on
multiple different email accounts maintained by Cohen, and has conducted a privilege review of the materials obtained pursuant to those warrants. The results of that review, as resported by the USAO’s Filter Team, indicate that Cohen is in fact performing little to no legal work, and that zero emails were exchanged with President Trump
Bazinga! hahahahahahahaha thanks for that.
I’m a giver.
yeah you are.
I could have the billing clerk run a query of all open matters and produce a complete client list in less than 1 minute.
It’s not credible. Clearly, the court, the USA and all of use all suspect the same thing: Cohen does not have an active law practice but is a mob lawyer which has Tom Hagen described it, “a very exclusive practice”. He’s a fixer and his license to practice is supposed to provide immunity from testimony.
Exactly and they’ve got him. hahahahahahaha
that document was so deliciously savage to Cohen.
It was an awesome smack-down of epic proportions that should hold a title belt for heavyweight class legal beat downs.