Discussion: Cohen In 2017: 'Let's Just Say I Have No Shortage Of Work' For Trump

“Boss, I miss you so much,” Cohen told Trump, per the Wall Street Journal. “I wish I was down there with you. It’s really hard for me to be here.”

Shall I describe the color, consistency and bouquet of my vomit now or just leave it to your imagination? It’s really quite spectacular.

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WSJ article is behind a firewall. Anyone have a link to the entire text?

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followed by:

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No, but he always knocks twice, especially when there’s a long tie around the doorknob.

No, that’s Eric.

KellyAnn is the coloratura who sings nonsense syllables that add nothing to the story but leaves the audience wondering at her technique.

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When I neeeeed love,
I jus’ close ma eyes and I touch luv…

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“According to a person familiar” with Trump’s & Cohen’s conversation? I wonder who that could be …

“Boss, I miss you so much,” [Cohen] said later in the conversation. “I wish I was down there with you. It’s really hard for me to be here.”

Ah. Sounds like that source was Trump himself.

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Thank you, sir. May I have another?

There are people that thrive in abusive relationships …not sure what they call that syndrome in psychological terms.

“I’ll even steam your pants while you’re wearing them, baby! You know no one can give you a good steam-job like I can, boss!”

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PP and Cohen’s relationship is exactly like this one:

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perhaps a castrato.

No, that’s Eric.

have you heard Jared speak ?

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Oh, Michael! Your sad story had me wiping the tears from my reddening eyes! Here’s a little oldie to comfort you. Hope you choke on it, you whiny little bitch.

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Yes. The interesting part is that Cohen uses “private” to describe his work for Trump, not “privileged.”

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“Whip me! Beat me! Make me sign bad checks!”

The President told “Fox and Friends” that Cohen managed “a tiny, tiny little fraction” of his legal work and that he has “many attorneys.”

Cohen, today: “I’ve negotiated scores of hush agreements between Trump and various women. If that’s only a ‘tiny, tiny little fraction’ of them, then how many hush agreements does he have?”

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I am glad that Preshitident Manslut-Peehooker is seeing more clearly and is finally cutting his ties to Michael Cohen after palling around with this domestic terrorist for years.

Just put a Viking helmet on her and there you go…

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If Sarah decides to “sing”… it will be very entertaining for everybody except for Trump and his accomplices.

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Yeah. And he’ll never get paid.