Does Cohen get to bill all the hours he’s in prison for DJT?
OT: The reliably hilarious BBC News Quiz is back on (It cycles on and off a few months at a time). The first two have been great.
There’s no surprise here. Cohen’s role seems to be the (at least original) conduit for Russian mob money to launder, and as the so-called “fixer” who cleans up Trump’s messes. Both roles argue against Trump’s self-portrayal as a wildly successful business person and universal genius who never makes a mistake. From what I’m reading, Cohen has long been singled out for abuse and belittlement. Sadface!
A bagman never sleeps.
Awwww…Cohen has the sadz. 
I bet he did tons of work for Trump. None of it as his actual attorney though. Just as his fixer, goon and partner in crooked deals.
Well, there you have it, Michael Cohen’s mistake. He started groveling and sniveling.
The moment you start in with the sniveling, the bully loses whatever shreds of respect or recognition there may have been.
Shouldn’t have groveled, Mikey. Bullies hate that. Your “big hero” is a lowlife bully. Deal with it.
Cohen will make a fine role when the opera comes out. I can seem him as a very high tenor, like Loge, but a bit more comic.
The early scene at Cohen’s son’s Bar Mitzvah will be pivotal to character definition.
And there is no goon and mob boss privilege. Bummer
Gee, such a sad story for a Friday morning. Almost brought tears to my eyes feeling sad about Mikey the Fixer. I do hope something comes along today to cheer me up.
This is weird.
I’m thinking more of a countertenor or, depending on when he met DT, perhaps a castrato.
I see Kellyanne’s role being played by the castrato.
There’s threatening reporters, lying to investigators, reinvesting interesting proceeds in new enterprises…
Not even Cohen claims that any significant amount of this work involves legal representation that could invoke privilege.
Boss, I miss you so much! Weak (or sick)! Sad!
Pretty easy to cast the lady who sings the closing aria.
You win it!!
I would suggest that Cohen look up Tony Soprano’s shrink…
Clearly there is a need for therapy as this guy has so many issues it is like he has a subscription…