Discussion: Cohen Boasts Of Aiding Mueller Investigation

I want to see him confirm the Prague meeting in the Steele dossier.

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Cohen boasting is like saying ,“Fuck you Donnie”.

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Cohen, Manafort, Gates, Pecker, Weisselberg (to some degree), (likely) Sater, Flynch, jeez, one more big name and the foundation completely crumbles around the dotard. If Kush were to cave I’d say it was all over but the full psychotic break and the nuking of Iran.

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What is cohen gaining from these “I’m a good stoolie” tweets? His reputation will never be rebuilt among trump opposers, and reminding trump supporters that he flipped ain’t gonna help.

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Or Korea, or Canada. Anyone would do, even San Fran. Sadly.

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Fookin’ Canadians. Yup. They go first just for the whole confusing ham Canadian bacon kerfuffle.

IT’S HAM YA HOSERS, NOT BACON!

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This story landed just as Trump was going to bed with his evening cheeseburger.

[Cohen] could tell the special counsel that Trump had prior knowledge of a June 2016 meeting at Trump Tower with a Russian lawyer, Trump’s son-in-law and Trump’s eldest son, who had been told in emails that it was part of a Russian government effort to help his father’s campaign.

Even though Cohen’s attorney walked that statement back –it’s still out there, disrupting cheeseburger digestion.

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Personally, I feel everything Cohen says about cooperating with Mueller should be taken with a forty pound block of salt.

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Well, at this point in Michael Cohen’s life, he has very little choices to rely on these days. All I can say is, TALK ON, Michael!!!

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It’s like Dr Evil’s tiny clone Mini-Me turning on him, using all the same self-congratulatory and sleazy tactics of his role model.

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Which is more frightening to Trump’s primitive brain? Cohen singing to Mueller about Russia or his Supreme Court pick beginning to sputter and give off lemon fumes?

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Donnie’s Cohen down…

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It’s what Cohen dishes on Trump’s corrupt business practices that Trump ought to worry about. A couple of corrupt practices convictions is enough to eviscerate Trump’s business empire. And businesses can’t receive Presidential pardons.

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says he is providing “critical information”

Trump: Finally Mueller will Lock Her Up.

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he’s simply in-cohen-herant with rage

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Just a Cohencidence, I’m sure…

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There’s so much rage bottled up inside of him. He has an acute case of Cohen-stipation.

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“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Cohen”
“Cohen who?”
“Cohen fuck yourself, you orange piece a shit.”

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