Avenatti Shouldnât Be At Court Hearing Due To âInaccurate Statementsâ
Sez Who?
Does this mean all of Cohenâs statements will be accurate?
See the guy who is really upset about the 99% of Avenattiâs info that is correct.
Itâs not clear at all from the story, but there are two subplots going on here.
The actual case is Cohenâs challenge to the document seizure, brought in federal court in New York.
Stormy Daniels (represented by Avenatti, a member of the California bar) has moved to intervene in the case. That would give her the right to participate as a party, on the ground that she has interests in the subject matter of the dispute that arenât adequately represented by the government.
And since Avenatti isnât licensed in New York, he needs to apply separately for permission to represent her on that motion.
The front-burner issue at the moment is not whether Stormy may intervene ⌠itâs whether Avenatti will get permission to represent her on that motion.
It is very possible that Judge Wood will grant his application to represent her and then deny the motion to intervene when that comes before her later. (The government hasnât taken a position yet⌠presumably that will be important to the judge.) But everyone gets to dirty each other up some more in the meantime.
Says the guy who couldnât be bothered to show up to his own first hearing⌠cuz, cigars and Russian mobsters.
Cohenâs legal team argued in a court filing Friday that Avenatti should be barred from the court hearing due to the âinaccurate statementsâ
If that were the standard then Trump and his minions would be without representation.
Ya gotta stopwatch? I wanna see how fast the judge laughs this one outta court
Avenattiâs slogan is âAnd weâre not going anywhere.â
He used it repeatedly on Friday, including on MConnellâs show;.
Translation:
There were a few spelling and punctuation errors, and he used âitâsâ when the correct choice is âits.â
#NobodyâsPerfect.
#EvenAWarriorLikeAvenatti.
#GiveItARest.
#HeâsGreat.
#Period.
#Basta.
âAvenatti appears to be primarily focused on smearing Mr. Cohen publicly in his efforts to further his own interest in garnering as much media attention as possible,â Cohenâs lawyers saidâŚ
How can Avenatti smear Mr. Cohen with what his lawyers admit is âfactually accurate informationâ? If its true and accurate, then it seems reasonable to conclude that Mr. Cohen can only smear himself based on his own corruptible actions.
Speaking of a schmear, I think its time for a bagel with this coffeeâŚ
I am assuming the inaccuracies Team Cohen is talking about are the minor inaccuracies in the SAR information he released. I am not familiar with the argument that a lawyer has to be 100% accurate in everything he does to represent a client
Edit: I read the motion and the headline has very little to do with the reasons Cohen is seeking the court not rule favorably on Avenattiâs motion to appear pro hac vice on behalf of Stormy in the coming hearing. Mostly Cohen argues that Avenatti has proven to be such an effective TV lawyer he will probably make a mockery of the solemn court proceedings. He does suggest that Avenatti seems to have disclosed an illegally obtained SAR. Of course they donât indicate how the information came to his attention beyond citing the Ronan Farrow story.
I suspect the court will grant the underlying motion and allow Avenatti to appear but will tell him not to stick his tongue out at Cohen
I for one am looking forward to Avenatti smearing facts all over Cohen.
I look forward to the day when we see Cohen in an orange jumpsuit. What a puppet and fool!
Cohen: Avenatti Shouldnât Be At Court Hearing Due To âInaccurate Statementsâ
Whereupon, and to the shock and horror of onlookers, he started to glow with a stange light, moaned a little, then grasped his head with both hands. He shook it slightly and then spontaneously combusted from the top down, leaving behind only a smattering of ash and an oily film of fullerene carbon.
It also seems reasonable to assume that he probably smeared himself with his own shit when he was a baby.
avenatti is like a lava flow heading toward cohen and trump and maybe rudy. their wall-building efforts will not work. avennatti will flow over them. then mueller will flatten them with a steam roller. spontaneous combustion will start to sound like the happy alternative.
Yeah, because Avenattiâs flawed and a bit of an asshole, he can say the stuff that Mueller canât.
Been waiting for that to happen to Sarah Chuckleberry Saddlebags on live TV. Smokey
Iâd like it to be that thing you posted with some chemical (sulfuric acid?) in the coffee. Kind of a carbonized Han Solo look.